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Old 08-03-2011, 08:46 PM   #1
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

Kathy, which was also MY mom's name.

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

I love my moles and none are in weird spots, but I shall choose the one in the middle of the bottom of my left foot.

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?

I might.

4. What body part do you wash first?

Face.

5. What's the strangest talent you have?

I asked Ebon and he says it's the way I crack and pop bones and cartilage that any normal person just shouldn't be able to do. I was going to say my knack for finding 'found' objects to use in craft projects (I found a coin from a gentleman's club today!) but I guess I'll go with his answer.

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

Both, kinda. I had a really in innie and then I spent three weeks solid crying as an infant and I popped that sucker out some, but just enough so that I can't get a decent belly ring, dammit.

7. Do you pee in the pool?

Now? No. Ever? Yes.

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

I prefer to not parallel park, but will if I have little to no other options.

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

With the same person or different ones? Because the answer's yes to the former and no to the latter.

10. How many times have you been cussed out?

Was I supposed to keep track?

11. Which shoe do you put on first?

The one I want.

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

Um, yes.

Me.


13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

Cow tipping, but I didn't tip them since I like cows more than I like people.

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

Depends on the day. If it's the night before a day off, it's likely to be my honey. If I'm going into a work day, I think about customers and bosses and my coworker.

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

Yes.

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

Towels would be cheaper to buy than new sheets.

17. What was your childhood nickname?

Mom called me her little pill a lot.

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

Again, I don't consider it weird, but I suppose masturbating would qualify. I heard about a woman who rear-ended someone because they stopped short and she was paying attention to shaving her hooha instead of the road. She gets my vote.

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

Yes, but luckily I'm not that flexible any longer.

20. How do you eat your cookie?

With my mouth. Hands too.

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.

Ummmm....I feel that masturbating might be the 'easy' option, so I'm going to go with singing.

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

I don't know; never been.

23. How often do you clean out your ears?

What?



Every day.


24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

Both but mostly casually fold.

25. Do you have any strange phobias?

I would prefer not to die, so most of my phobias are linked to that in one way or another. I don't consider any of them strange.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Besides my finger or the occasional raisin or marble? Nah. Oh, wait. Tissue. And a hair trimmer. Not at the same time, of course.

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

Absolutely.

I was weak.

WEAK, I tell you!!!


28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

No, but I've called him the wrong name.

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?

It happens, on average, about 16 times a day, so yeah. One of those times is bound to happen inconveniently on a date.

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?

Depends. Are they hurt? If they are really hurt or terribly embarrassed, I help. If it's no big deal, I laugh, then help.

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?

I have a sway back. Does that count?
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:12 PM   #2
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

I dont know my mom very well so I dont know her friends.

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

I do not have any.

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?

I prefer to write my name in it!!

4. What body part do you wash first?

face

5. What's the strangest talent you have?

I can put my legs on my elbows and walk across the floor

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

outtie

7. Do you pee in the pool?

Gross!

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

I can drive anything with at least 2 wheels and a motor I park that baby!

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

No way!

10. How many times have you been cussed out?

usually daily, several times a day I have that kinda job

11. Which shoe do you put on first?

I usually wear heels so both at the same time

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

they are all butch!

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

Im too smart for that but I have enjoyed watching others lol

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

I usually fall asleep on the phone with my wonderful Southern Boi and that is the last thought I have and the first one in the morning!!!

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

My grandmother wrote a song about me and I love it!!

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

That gross to even think about and such things would put me in the crazy house!

17. What was your childhood nickname?

my grandmother called me Blue Girl because my eyes, and my papaw called me precious!

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

Wow, I dunno...........makeup?

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

NAsty!

20. How do you eat your cookie?

I pinch my cookies

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.

walk around naked

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

ALOT! I can put um away

23. How often do you clean out your ears?

Daily!

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

fold

25. Do you have any strange phobias?

I dont think so.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Nope

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

Nope, I dont regret anything I do!


28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

Absolutely not

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?

IT would have ended very fast

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?

Yes, if they are ok then I will laugh at them.

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?

I only care to be sexy to one boi!
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:57 PM   #3
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

No clue

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

don't have any in a weird place

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?

nope

4. What body part do you wash first?

my face

5. What's the strangest talent you have?

nothing strange

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

outtie

7. Do you pee in the pool?

hell no

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

park

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

No

10. How many times have you been cussed out?

none

11. Which shoe do you put on first?

It depend on my mood

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

all stalkers

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

no

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

my mom

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

if i did i wouldn't remember

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

If I have to choose it would be bath towels

17. What was your childhood nickname?

didn't have one

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
switched places with the passenger

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
no way

20. How do you eat your cookie?

smack it

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.


22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

at least one

23. How often do you clean out your ears?

every day

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

scrunch

25. Do you have any strange phobias?

I dont think so.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Nope

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

Nope, I dont regret anything I do


28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

probably did

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?

no

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?

help of course

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?

when did it leave?
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

No clue

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

don't have any in a weird place

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?

nope

4. What body part do you wash first?

my face

5. What's the strangest talent you have?

nothing strange

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

outtie

7. Do you pee in the pool?

hell no

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

park

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

No

10. How many times have you been cussed out?

none

11. Which shoe do you put on first?

It depend on my mood

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

all stalkers

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

no

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

my mom

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

if i did i wouldn't remember

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

If I have to choose it would be bath towels

17. What was your childhood nickname?

didn't have one

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
switched places with the passenger

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
no way

20. How do you eat your cookie?

smack it

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.


22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

at least one

23. How often do you clean out your ears?

every day

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

scrunch

25. Do you have any strange phobias?

I dont think so.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Nope

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

Nope, I dont regret anything I do


28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

probably did

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?

no

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?

help of course

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?

when did it leave?
12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

all stalkers

LOL!!
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

Kyle

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

A small one right between my ( * ) ( * )

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?

I'm curious like that.

4. What body part do you wash first?

My goldilocks.

5. What's the strangest talent you have?


It has been stated that I have a healing touch.

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

Definitely an innie.

7. Do you pee in the pool?

I don't, but I have. Don't judge.

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

Park

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

Nada

10. How many times have you been cussed out?

More than once. What can I say, I calls it like I sees it.

11. Which shoe do you put on first?

The right one.

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?


They are day walkers.

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

Indeed!

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

Cruel Joke

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

I've had beautiful love letters.

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

I would air dry my flesh.

17. What was your childhood nickname?

half-pint and my dad always called me Butch - don't laugh. Ironic I know, but he'd do it until I cried.

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

I flashed a trucker on National Flash a Trucker Day.

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

When I was a young child. again, don't judge me.

20. How do you eat your cookie?

I am not exactly sure what this means, but we'll go with the nongutterPGversion... I eat the middle first. Oreo's. sheesh. I said PG.

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.

Walk around nekkie's.

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

A few of those with the cutesy umbrella!

23. How often do you clean out your ears?

Daily right after I shower.

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

Fold.

25. Do you have any strange phobias?

Not so much a phobia but, Cruel will never asked me to crawl under the car/truck to hand tools or anything... I freaked out with the small space. Heaven help you if I run over a snake because my feet hit the dash faster than a stripper takes to a pole.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?


Only when it was pierced.

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

I don't remember.


28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

That i think I would remember.

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?


Yes, their laughing gave it away.

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?

I am a helper by nature. Cruel has had to wait for me after grocery shopping because she'll be talking and turn to find me and I am off carrying a granny's groceries to her car. i can't help it. She was so darn cute.

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?

Back, front, on top, sideways... think you get the point.
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