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Old 11-12-2009, 03:44 PM   #1
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Bob, once thought to be a person of reasonable intellect, moved to the tundra. The last missive from Bob was a barely decipherable rambling about dried cod.

Dried cod is the closest thing to fresh he'll get in the winter up dere in Minnesooooota. Dontcha know?
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No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.
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No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.
As a WisCAANsin-er, I am well versed in the ways of Midwest speak.

Some southern accents I like. I'm thinking I might like yours.
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As a WisCAANsin-er, I am well versed in the ways of Midwest speak.

Some southern accents I like. I'm thinking I might like yours.
Oh, I think yew would.

Come on over and find out, Lady.
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No offense to the good people of Minnesota, but if I had to live around thousands of Sarah Palins, I think I would become a serious meth user, or something. And there was this time I said I was too vain for that.

Of course, I'm a Southerner. Not everyone likes the way I speak, I imagine.
LOL!! I am a native TEXAN, transplanted to Minnesota by way of a pretty woman - and I can attest to the fact that there are a lot of gun toting, shoot at anything that moves kinda women here!! Glad I didn't marry one!
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The Thunder from Down Under is coming to the PHX and EZ doesn't want to attend. what's up with that, bromos?
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Welcome Self! Did you bring a bro with you, or would you like to borrow mine? Usually we have some spares around here, but one of them moved from Louisiana to be with a pretty woman, and has subsequently disappeared (maybe she shot him? We're not sure).

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Srsly? Because that does not fall under the realm of bromance or GMP.

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Now I would have been certain before this post that my mama was not in Minnesota.
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