Auntie Diva's Story Time

shariberry · 02-04-2010, 11:47 AM

Dear Auntie Diva,

We have scarred poor little Cousin Ambrosia... she was so traumatized that she insisted on sleeping in my room last night. Well, that child sleeps under me, and she sweats. She kept mumbling in her sleep-- things like "No more strip clubs!" and "Please hurry and bring Diva more bread!"

I have NO IDEA how she knew your ex-husband is a bastard. I didn't even know she knew the word.

Oh, and Ricardo's wife wants to have a word with you.

02-04-2010, 11:47 AM	#11
shariberry Member How Do You Identify?: stonefemme Preferred Pronoun?: missbehaved Relationship Status: Loved Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Austin Posts: 204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 484 Thanked 234 Times in 81 Posts Rep Power: 2170422	Dear Auntie Diva, We have scarred poor little Cousin Ambrosia... she was so traumatized that she insisted on sleeping in my room last night. Well, that child sleeps under me, and she sweats. She kept mumbling in her sleep-- things like "No more strip clubs!" and "Please hurry and bring Diva more bread!" I have NO IDEA how she knew your ex-husband is a bastard. I didn't even know she knew the word. Oh, and Ricardo's wife wants to have a word with you.