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Old 11-19-2011, 09:47 AM   #1
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I love fruitcake.


I can understand liking some fruitcakes. There are some I really like, but....The Claxton breed??? Oh no.

You'd be pulling it out of and from between your teeth 'til perdition.

Oh, and I saw this the other day, out here at MY COMMISSARY!!!!


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It looks suspiciously like The Claxton Fruitcake...."born again" into a Hostess wrapper. I think it is trying to deceive us and ride on the coat tails of The Twinkie.

Pop said that he likes this stuff with his coffee. I think he's using the coffee to soak it out of his teeth.

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Old 11-19-2011, 10:05 AM   #2
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I can't abide holiday food. Turkey, unless it's a top dollar free range rare breed bird, is so bland. Last year we had a rather voluptuous paella.
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I can't abide holiday food. Turkey, unless it's a top dollar free range rare breed bird, is so bland. Last year we had a rather voluptuous paella.


paella is not paella unless it is voluptuous.
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paella is not paella unless it is voluptuous.
You are correct. It should 'relax' into the bowl like risotto and be resplendent with serious quantities of seafood.
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