Baby Naming for Evil Parents!

Apocalipstic · 11-22-2011, 01:21 PM

A few years ago we had a dancer named Candice Cock. I could not keep myself from giggling every time I heard it...as Candy Cock.

I worked with a Misty Knights.

dark_crystal · 11-22-2011, 02:09 PM

I really like the name Annelida

Novelafemme · 11-22-2011, 02:09 PM

My mom went to grade school with a Peter Rabbit.

CherylNYC · 11-22-2011, 02:39 PM

I went to high school with a girl named Roxanne Roll.

I'm told the inventor of the Lear jet named his daughter Chanda.

ruby_woo · 11-22-2011, 03:08 PM

I always thought Crayola was pretty for a girl.

Jermaine Jackson named his kid Jermajesty. I can't think about it without laughing.

dixie · 11-22-2011, 03:31 PM

I do believe I am one of those evil parents...lol It wasn't intentionally mean, but I gave my son a family name. Which I didn't realize sounded so quirky until after the fact.

His first name is Sterling.

Our last name is Silvers.

Needless to say, he goes by his middle name...lol

iamkeri1 · 11-22-2011, 07:44 PM

Went to school with Theodore (Teddy) Bear.
Wrote payroll checks every week for Harry Butt.
Sold insurance to both Ima Pigg and Ima Hogg...
But my personal favorite is a canddate for sity office in Sandusky Ohio many years ago ...
wait for it... ... ...

Peter Handwerk

still cracks me up!!!
Smooches,
Keri

Dutch Leonard · 11-22-2011, 07:50 PM

So say your last name is Hunt. Name your kid Mike.

Go ahead. Say it out loud.

Dutch Leonard · 11-23-2011, 08:13 PM

Iowa high school basketball star of years ago-

Fonda Dix.

Nat · 11-23-2011, 08:15 PM

Would Gladys be cruel? I always liked the name Gladys

Greyson · 11-23-2011, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Nat

Would Gladys be cruel?

Yes! That is a name you don't hear anymore. The only Gladys I can think of was the neighbor lady, character, in the TV series, "Bewitched." Mrs. Kravitz, Gladys Kravitz.

I can't remember what happened yesterday but I can remember this character's name. Funny how that goes.

Glenn · 11-24-2011, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Nat

Would Gladys be cruel? I always liked the name Gladys

Well, you can make her middle name Bee and change your last name to Nice. Or you can change your last name to Knight and she may pop out the Pips later lol!

Scorp · 03-14-2012, 05:37 AM

Hmmm, interesting. I wonder if Fonda was a distant cousin of Ben Dover... ?

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Originally Posted by Dutch Leonard

Iowa high school basketball star of years ago-

Fonda Dix.

Metro · 03-14-2012, 07:02 AM

a childhood classmate had an uncle named Miles Long....

TickledPink · 11-23-2011, 02:51 PM

I went to school with twins named Florine and Klorine.

And also a dude named Harry Pitts (he was a coach and driver's ed teacher).

My all time favorite is a friend of mine, Dr. Head! And he's gay! LOVE!

Greyson · 11-23-2011, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TickledPink

I went to school with twins named Florine and Klorine.

And also a dude named Harry Pitts (he was a coach and driver's ed teacher).

My all time favorite is a friend of mine, Dr. Head! And he's gay! LOVE!

Wow this one jolted my memory. I was in Job Corp and there was a young woman there from the midwest. Her name was Gaye Head. I was 18 years old and I thought to myself, what were her parents thinking.

(No, she was not queer by any stretch of the imagination. Straight as an arrow.)

Babyangeleyez · 11-23-2011, 03:14 PM

My mom and I were talking today and I just had to share this. She said she asked my aunt this morning who bought the house in front of her. My aunt replied it was a school teacher. My mom then asked who. My aunt said her name is.... Mrs. Blackboard! I don't know her first name but it just cracked me up nonetheless.

JustJo · 11-23-2011, 08:04 PM

I went to middle school with twin sisters....last name Cane...first names Candy (not too bad) and Hurra (poor thing).

CherylNYC · 11-23-2011, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TickledPink

My all time favorite is a friend of mine, Dr. Head! And he's gay! LOVE!

One of the surgeons who came to speak to me prior to the big event was named Dr. Wellman. The intern standing next to him was Dr. Care. They were both wearing legitimate name badges.

atomiczombie · 11-23-2011, 05:45 PM

My best (butch) buddy was named Sugar Sweet by his hippy parents. One of the kids on the commune he grew up on was named Rainbow Bright.

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