Come again?

[Passionaria]

Did someone just tell you they had sex and how?

Ears perked, people do share their stories, yes. I have voyeuristic tenancies, so please do tell. I will certainly listen. Ask for details even. Does that make me illicit? I certainly am bent that way. I tried being good, really tried. The pay offs are not fabulous. I read a quote by Joan Rivers on a friend of mine's blog that went something like this;

No Butch will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."

Life experience has taught me this is true. It's better to be naughty, you have more fun.

What are your favorite expressions for sex, and how do you let them know you're ready to go?

Teasing, is always good, it breaks the ice.

Dancing is a good way to find out a lot of things *smirk* Then there are certain types of eye contact, especially when dancing that can give people clarity, with no words.

One of my favorite expressions is writing poetry and erotica. If I fancy someone I will invite them to read my blog, and see if they still talk to me. Best get this settled early on. I write what I feel and desire, so it's a window into me, for them. A chance to see if we have common desires, for me. If I really have feelings for someone I will write a special collection, poems and stories, just for them. May even voice them. There is a flip side to dating a poet though....... you understand that right? *blink blink*

I love it when a Butch can meet me there, in some fashion, passionate creativity is HOT.

Lot's more, but most things are best experienced privately.

[SoNotHer]

So much fun and wisdom in this post, Passionaria. Awesome quote from Rivers, and I couldn't agree more about dancing. Dancing tells you a lot. And poetry, well, there's a world there.

Passionate creativity? Oh, yes indeed. That's fire itself.

Thank you for this!

Originally Posted by Passionaria

Did someone just tell you they had sex and how?

Ears perked, people do share their stories, yes. ... I read a quote by Joan Rivers on a friend of mine's blog that went something like this;

No Butch will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."

Life experience has taught me this is true. It's better to be naughty, you have more fun.

What are your favorite expressions for sex, and how do you let them know you're ready to go?

Teasing, is always good, it breaks the ice.

Dancing is a good way to find out a lot of things *smirk* Then there are certain types of eye contact, especially when dancing that can give people clarity, with no words.

One of my favorite expressions is writing poetry and erotica. If I fancy someone I will invite them to read my blog, and see if they still talk to me. Best get this settled early on. I write what I feel and desire, so it's a window into me, for them. A chance to see if we have common desires, for me. If I really have feelings for someone I will write a special collection, poems and stories, just for them. May even voice them. There is a flip side to dating a poet though....... you understand that right? *blink blink*

I love it when a Butch can meet me there, in some fashion, passionate creativity is HOT.

Lot's more, but most things are best experienced privately.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Passionaria

No Butch will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch."

Well, maybe cleaning won’t do it for butches, but, speaking for this butch, grammar queens make me wet.

I love a woman who can handle an apostrophe. One who can wander unafraid into the grammar fray, tossing commas where they belong and semi-colons where they are needed, striking down those dangling modifiers and indefinite articles in the process. She will settle all subject-verb disagreements. She is always on guard when confronted with long winding writing. She gets the dangers of mismatching modifiers or tenses in complex sentences where adverbs and adjectives abound. Untangling what modifies what, as well as whom, when, and where is no problem at all.

I’m a long winding writer from way back. That’s probably why I married an editor. Well, there are infinitely more reasons why I married this particular editor, but it was certainly a part of the attraction. Proper syntax is just hot.

She doesn’t just edit for money or for pleasure. She edits because she cannot NOT edit. She edits as she breathes, effortlessly, naturally, habitually. Editing is like religion. She believes in it. It is for her, both an absolute necessity and an enjoyable romp.

She will wink at gerunds. But understands where to draw the line. The following sentence is a good example. Licking her clit, I plunged my tongue deeply inside. If confronted with this sentence, regardless of the circumstances, my wife would feel compelled to explain that unfortunately this cannot happen unless one possesses two tongues. You cannot lick someone’s clit at the same time as you insert your tongue into her vagina. It saddens me to say this, but it can’t be done. However, to be loved by someone who can find, explain, and correct these kinds of grammatical errors is for me both miraculous and incredibly hot. I think I’ll go find my wife now so we can practice our syntax. Perhaps I’ll dangle a few particles to get her attention.

Oh, just for the record, and to my obvious detriment, my wife does not edit my posts.

[*Anya*]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Well, maybe cleaning won’t do it for butches, but, speaking for this butch, grammar queens make me wet.

"You cannot lick someone’s clit at the same time as you insert your tongue into her vagina. It saddens me to say this..."

Oh, just for the record, and to my obvious detriment, my wife does not edit my posts.

Oh MT!!

Where do I start? OMFG! Love the writing, the humor, the proper grammar and the punctuation!

Well-written erotica will always do it for me, though well-done visual, queer porn has been known to turn me on, too. Actually, I recently aquired a new nickname that I rather like but only allowed to be used by one: Porn Princess.

Sex should always possess a sense of humor!

Speaking of erotica, SNH, written anymore lately?