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Old 12-31-2011, 02:54 AM   #1
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It all began with an iPhone...
March, was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter's birthday was in August, so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September, so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started...

I dont remember much, just a lot of shouting from my wife..... iWash, iCook, and iClean.

I should be out of the hospital next week!!
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Old 01-06-2012, 09:33 AM   #2
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Dear Buddha - I want to have your peace...
your wisdom, your serenity, your divine nature... your acorn hat!
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Happy Valentine everyone,
Tonight will be just like last year, Romantic meal for one, wine for 4.
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