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Old 01-17-2012, 08:26 AM   #1
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That awkward moment when you hit send on that uber kinky text to your woman and realise you just sent it to the music leader at church!
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:50 AM   #2
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That awkward moment when you hit send on that uber kinky text to your woman and realise you just sent it to the music leader at church!
ROFL! Any cure for a sliding Halo?
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Old 01-17-2012, 09:46 AM   #3
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I do believe it plummeted in a nano second




That awkward moment when she discovers that you've picked up the antiseptic handwash instead of the lube........whilst fisting!
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How many 'Hail Mary's' did you have to say for that? LOL!

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That awkward moment when your dress flies in your face and you realize you don't have any panties on.
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That awkward moment when you're rushing to use the restroom before class and open the door to someone in an embarrassing position. Luckily that person was a femme friend so it wasn't too horrific on either of us lol
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That awkward moment when you are viewing threads on your phone and try to click something and accidently click on someone's profile so you try to backtrack and end up clicking a few more profiles in the attempt.
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