That awkward moment when.....

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When giving a dinner party for twelve, boss and parents in attendance, and your dog carries your boxer shorts out in her mouth and drops to the floor in the middle of the conversation area, and begins to chew the crotch out.

or...

When you are planning a big bachelor party and have ordered a couple of cases of little plastics boobs and penises as party favors. They are delivered when you are not home and left on the front porch. The neighbors dogs get into the boxes and you come home to find your lawn scattered with little plastic boobs and penises. The neighbors were not amused!