I'll be out in a minute!!!!....

Strappie · 02-27-2012, 12:34 PM

HELLO.....

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foxyshaman · 02-27-2012, 12:48 PM

A drunk reply - "if you wait I will leave it smelling all pretty for you"... door stopped rattling. Right then.

genghisfawn · 02-27-2012, 12:54 PM

I used to work with a total tool who used the women's bathroom (single-occupant) all the time because it was 5 steps closer to his office than the men's. He would go #2 and leave it, used everyone's body sprays (which we kept in the cupboards) as air freshener, and once shaved over the sink at lunch and left hair in it. We complained to HR, but he would just stop for awhile and get back to it. He was also pretty high up in the company, so there wasn't much we could do.

Fortunately for me, one day, that I locked the door so I could do my business. We'd all taken to locking the door in case he barged in. I heard him rattling the knob and started singing, to the tune of Jingle Bells, "Occupied, occupied, bathroom's occupiiiied..." He swore, laughed and went away.

It sounds funny, but my heart was in my mouth. He finally was told to stop it or he'd have to give up his office and take a cubicle, instead, closer to the men's bathroom.

WolfyOne · 02-27-2012, 12:51 PM

We have an employee bathroom at work and I have a boss the checks the handle first. When it doesn't open, she knocks...hello, if it's locked, there must be someone in there, so why even bother knocking. Just go away and if you're in a hurry, can't wait, go use the public bathrooms. I hate to feel like I'm being rushed out because a boss doesn't want to use the public ones.

02-27-2012, 12:51 PM	#4
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02-27-2012, 12:34 PM	#1
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foxyshaman Member How Do You Identify?: spiritually minded dirt dog Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 898 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 2,592 Times in 663 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	A drunk reply - "if you wait I will leave it smelling all pretty for you"... door stopped rattling. Right then. __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Muriel Strode

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genghisfawn Member How Do You Identify?: Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Happily married 05/17/14 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,056 Thanked 2,158 Times in 403 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	I used to work with a total tool who used the women's bathroom (single-occupant) all the time because it was 5 steps closer to his office than the men's. He would go #2 and leave it, used everyone's body sprays (which we kept in the cupboards) as air freshener, and once shaved over the sink at lunch and left hair in it. We complained to HR, but he would just stop for awhile and get back to it. He was also pretty high up in the company, so there wasn't much we could do. Fortunately for me, one day, that I locked the door so I could do my business. We'd all taken to locking the door in case he barged in. I heard him rattling the knob and started singing, to the tune of Jingle Bells, "Occupied, occupied, bathroom's occupiiiied..." He swore, laughed and went away. It sounds funny, but my heart was in my mouth. He finally was told to stop it or he'd have to give up his office and take a cubicle, instead, closer to the men's bathroom.