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Old 02-29-2012, 06:21 PM   #1
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When you scramble around frantic trying to find your keys , searching every place you can think of and you're just about ready to call work to tell them you're going to be late when you realize you're holding your keys in your hand.
Exact same thing except for your glasses.... only to figure out that you must be WEARING your glasses because you can see to look for them....

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Exact same thing except for your glasses.... only to figure out that you must be WEARING your glasses because you can see to look for them....

oy...
My problem is that I can see without my glasses, as long as I am looking at stuff close in. I've searched and searched and finally found them on top of my head! (so that is where I check first now. I am always patting the top of my head. )
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... you go to the grocery store to pick up some milk, but you drop the jug and it splatters all over the floor... then another shopper calls out, as a joke, "Wet clean-up by the dairy case!" and you're so flustered you call out, "I did NOT pee my pants."

Oh God. Oh God. I did this just this morning. Durr. *facepalm*
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