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03-16-2012, 08:15 AM
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that awkward moment when...
you are walking with someone,and you realize if you take one more step you wont be able to stop that fart from coming out. you are about to sneeze in public and realize you have to hold you ur "stuff "because you will spritz. you are with that special someone,you lean in for that much anticipated first kiss,and you burp you are having dinner,trying to be cool and charming,when u go to take a drink and poke yourself in the eye with the straw. 
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03-16-2012, 08:38 AM
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dood, you ARE having a very awkward day...lmao...and bless your date...did you get a second one with her?...jus' asking''' lol
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03-16-2012, 08:56 AM
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At Work....
The elevator doors open and I get on (i'm all alone) (There are 8 floors in my building, and I'm on the 8th floor) which I jokingly call the penthouse. I'm going all the way down to "G" Ground Level...
The doors shut and and I realize someone who took the elevator prior to me must have farted. The elevator makes a stop on the 7th floor. Four people get on, and through the corner of my eye I see their nostrils flaring and I'm thinking to myself, great, these people probably thought it was me..  Majorly awkward... 
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03-16-2012, 09:06 AM
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That awkward moment when you're checking out a hot butch at the convenience store, and then you realize they're a 15 year old boy...
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03-16-2012, 09:09 AM
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Scorp, that reminded me of something my son did once...
During a shopping trip, he found himself waiting for his grandmother to visit the restroom. He leaned against what he thought was a wall but it was the typical department store elevator (the kind where the doors do not meet in the middle). He had just gotten comfy when the door opened and he fell into the elevator and startled the man inside it. Needless to say, it looks like he inherited my gracefulness. 
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03-16-2012, 10:54 AM
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 Dood...it didnt all happen on one date...and they werent all dates....and i didnt ask for a 2nd... lmao*holding my stuff bc im about to spritz* |
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03-16-2012, 11:01 AM
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That awkward moment when you are expecting a phone call- the phone rings, you assume it is the one you are expecting so you don't check the caller ID and say something you probably shouldn't have said to your kids principle...
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03-16-2012, 11:13 AM
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03-16-2012, 01:27 PM
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That awkward moment when…
I accidently blurted out that I’ve been to a Bee Gees AND Barry Manilow concerts.  Everyone in the room spat out their drinks in unison….. followed by that deafening silence that seemed to last for ages... Oooohhh! The shame…! *Disclaimer: My friend thought she’d surprise me when I met her in a few years ago in Vegas. Oh boi! Was it a surprise! LOL!
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03-16-2012, 05:42 PM
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That awkward moment when you're talking across the office and your skirt hemline seems low, and realize thats because the damn zipper unzipped in the back and your skirt is basically falling off.
Pro-tip: when this happens to you, don't say "Fuck" loudly enough that people who otherwise hadn't noticed turn around and look at you, and then notice.
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03-16-2012, 09:16 PM
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 the Bee Gees! You're on your own with Manilow, though.
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