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Old 11-14-2009, 07:00 PM   #1
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an old friend thought forever in blue jeans (neil diamond) was a reverend in blue jeans
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Old 11-14-2009, 07:15 PM   #2
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my mom thought that song *every time you go away you take a piece of me with you* was

everytime you go away you take a piece of meat with you
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiV5Ls_LVU"]YouTube- MISHEARD LYRICS - Manfred Mann - Blinded By The Light[/ame]
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an old friend thought forever in blue jeans (neil diamond) was a reverend in blue jeans
Isn't that correct? Actually, it's just, "Reverend Blue Jeans." Like Mr. Green Jeans.
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I grew up in a conservative church where singing was huge. There was a hymn called "Bringing In The Sheaves", but as a child, my Mom told me I sang, "bringing in the sheets".....yes....I was a child in the days where my Mom hung our laundry on the line to dry....

It's a sweet memory......


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Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

Real lyrics - "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"
Misheard lyrics - "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
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I heard a song tonight that aptly fits in this thread, although I have no idea what band sings it. The title was something like Oyta or Goita or something alone those lines.

I have no idea what it was supposed to be but I definitely heard something about chocolate shakes, some guy being a prick and someone being a bitch and that was only in the chorus.
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It's a sweet memory......




Ours was "bringing in the cheese"
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:26 AM   #9
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Bein's believin'.
I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life.

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What I heard: "take your pants off, and make it happen"
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Jordan Sparks... Battlefield

Actualy Lyric: Better go get your armor

In my head: Better go get your Uncle

( I was like dang the uncle is going to kick some butt here)


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this thread has me crackin up.. I have so many more misheard lyrics lol be back soon
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AHAHAHAHAH ROFL these are great


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