Misheard Lyrics

Diva · 11-15-2009, 09:43 PM

I grew up in a conservative church where singing was huge. There was a hymn called "Bringing In The Sheaves", but as a child, my Mom told me I sang, "bringing in the sheets".....yes....I was a child in the days where my Mom hung our laundry on the line to dry....

It's a sweet memory......

Eddie · 11-15-2009, 10:02 PM

Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze

Real lyrics - "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"
Misheard lyrics - "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

Gemme · 11-16-2009, 03:52 AM

I heard a song tonight that aptly fits in this thread, although I have no idea what band sings it. The title was something like Oyta or Goita or something alone those lines.

I have no idea what it was supposed to be but I definitely heard something about chocolate shakes, some guy being a prick and someone being a bitch and that was only in the chorus.

Cowboi · 11-16-2009, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

I grew up in a conservative church where singing was huge. There was a hymn called "Bringing In The Sheaves", but as a child, my Mom told me I sang, "bringing in the sheets".....yes....I was a child in the days where my Mom hung our laundry on the line to dry....

It's a sweet memory......

Ours was "bringing in the cheese"

Scorp · 11-16-2009, 07:26 AM

What a feeling.
Bein's believin'.
I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life.

Take your passion
and make it happen

What I heard: "take your pants off, and make it happen"

hottprof · 11-23-2009, 10:46 PM

Jordan Sparks... Battlefield

Actualy Lyric: Better go get your armor

In my head: Better go get your Uncle

( I was like dang the uncle is going to kick some butt here)

Smiles

this thread has me crackin up.. I have so many more misheard lyrics lol be back soon

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-23-2009, 10:50 PM

AHAHAHAHAH ROFL these are great

Great thread Scorp

WILDCAT · 11-23-2009, 11:27 PM

I LOVE THIS TOPIC!!!! Good idea!

The song DREAMS by Fleetwood Mac:

Thunder only happens when it's rainin'.
Players only love you when they're playin'.

SAY women, they will come and they will go.

__

Last line is where I BELTED OUT (quite proudly at the age of 18 with a carful of teenage kids that I was "houseparent" to...

GAY WOMEN, they will come and they will go...!
*I couldn't understand why I got the strangest look from this one girl - who had also been on my softball team while in high school!

OK, another song:

AC/DC Dirty Deeds.

Dirty deeds "done dirt cheap".

In MY gutter brain, I was SURE it was "dirty deeds, DOWN HER CHEEK"! And I sang this, this way FOR YEARS. No decades before I realized my "boo-boo".

Oops.

CA_BabyCakes · 03-12-2013, 11:43 AM

Michael Jackson: Don't stop till you get enough

Correct Lyrics: Keep on with the force dont stop, Dont stop will you get enough.

What i heard: Dont stop till you get it up :/

11-16-2009, 03:52 AM	#3
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Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	I grew up in a conservative church where singing was huge. There was a hymn called "Bringing In The Sheaves", but as a child, my Mom told me I sang, "bringing in the sheets".....yes....I was a child in the days where my Mom hung our laundry on the line to dry.... It's a sweet memory......

11-15-2009, 10:02 PM	#2
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WILDCAT Member How Do You Identify?: Very PROUD BUTCH LESBIAN! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PA Posts: 679 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 796 Thanked 551 Times in 238 Posts Rep Power: 761791	*I LOVE THIS TOPIC!!!!* Good idea! The song DREAMS by Fleetwood Mac: Thunder only happens when it's rainin'. Players only love you when they're playin'. SAY women, they will come and they will go. __ Last line is where I BELTED OUT (quite proudly at the age of 18 with a carful of teenage kids that I was "houseparent" to... GAY WOMEN, they will come and they will go...! *I couldn't understand why I got the strangest look from this one girl - who had also been on my softball team while in high school! OK, another song: AC/DC Dirty Deeds. Dirty deeds "done dirt cheap". In MY gutter brain, I was SURE it was "dirty deeds, DOWN HER CHEEK"! And I sang this, this way FOR YEARS. No decades before I realized my "boo-boo". Oops.

03-12-2013, 11:43 AM	#9
CA_BabyCakes Member How Do You Identify?: All Femme Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: \ Posts: 364 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 231 Thanked 1,174 Times in 282 Posts Rep Power: 7129097	Michael Jackson: Don't stop till you get enough Correct Lyrics: Keep on with the force dont stop, Dont stop will you get enough. What i heard: Dont stop till you get it up :/