Original Bad Prose or Stories!

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Originally Posted by Truly Scrumptious

This is just to say
You’re a fucking idiot
“Peach” was a metaphor
Is that too big a word for you?
I could have said bearded clam
Whisker biscuit
Sticky bun
Butter boat
Crotch cobbler
Twat waffle
Pink taco
Fur burger
You don’t scare me
I got lotsa time
And you got lotsa friends

Now that’s funny. I almost choked on the delicious fruit smoothie (sans plums or peaches) you made for breakfast. You win baby you're better at this than me.