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07-14-2012, 12:47 PM
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Hearing Check may be required....whaaa...????
8yo Mancub found jumping on the bed.
Me: Well it's clear to me we have to go to the doctor next week. Boy: (between jumps) why....Mom...my...I....feel...fine.... Me: because I say "get dressed and brush your teeth" but you hear "this would be an excellent time to jump on the bed in my underpants and drive my mother insane!!!" Boy: (laughs-still jumping) o...Kay...Mom...my...I'll....go ....with....you...(he starts to giggle)....if.....you're....good.....you'll....get .....a......sticker!! Me: Dude. You did not just play me like that....(laughing) Boy: oh yes I did!!! (laughing) Me: I'll give you $500 if you brush your teeth and put on some clothes. Boy: REALLY?!?! Me: No, not really. But I will feed you breakfast. And stop jumping on that bed or Ill duct tape you to the chair. Boy: oh yeah, I hated that....worst 5 minutes ever... |
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07-14-2012, 01:33 PM
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shit heard in the car...
sitting at a stoplight after lunch today...
dixie:aww look honey a poodle me: :looking around: dixie: oh nevermind its just an old ladys head me: .gif "Say What?") dixe and me : 
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07-14-2012, 01:43 PM
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07-15-2012, 02:20 PM
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07-16-2012, 11:27 AM
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And can I get extra non-sequitur on the side please?
In the car this morning with the 8yo Mancub, the following conversation took place.
(quietly driving to camp...) Mancub: Mommy, you should stay away from the Zombie Pig Man if you can, they only want one thing. Me:Whhaaaa...??? ---who is Zombie Pig Man?? Mancub: Well he's really not the worst thing you just gotta be careful. Me:Well, that seems wise. Which is worse? The zombie part or the pig part? Mancub:Well, he's not really a man. He's just a Zombie Pig....."AN UNDEAD PIG?"...(said in that tone of voice that questions both my experience with pigs as well as zombies)...and also, you get 10 hearts in the beginning, to stay alive... Me: Much like in life I think...the more hearts you have, the better... Mancub:Moooommmyyyyyy.....!! (whiny voice because I've just derailed him) Me:I love metaphors in the morning. It smells like intellect. Mancub:*sigh* Please turn on the radio. |
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07-22-2012, 12:44 AM
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regarding the upcoming jelly making project
me to Syr "ok, my fruit is dripping"
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