They said...I heard...

Gaige · 02-13-2013, 03:17 PM

I’ll probably be posting in here frequently since I often hear something other than what was actually said. But I’ll start out with some things I have said into the phone that the voice text picked up wrong. When Hollylane and I first met, I spoke into the mic to text “so you’re 40”. It heard and typed “so you’re horny”. It’s a miracle that she continued to chat with me after that.

Gaige · 02-13-2013, 03:21 PM

I said, "I love to eat chili"

Phone heard, "I love to eat children"

Kelt · 02-13-2013, 03:41 PM

Voice texting;

Every time I say 'butch' it likes to substitute 'bitch'.

Frequently, this is something I just don't want to get wrong, especially since I am generally referring to myself.

Gaige · 02-13-2013, 03:57 PM

Ok, so this wasn’t something I heard but misread. A while back there was a thread call Survivor: South Pacific or South something. Every time I saw that thread on the front page I would see it as Survivor: South Park.

Hollylane · 02-13-2013, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaige

Ok, so this wasn’t something I heard but misread. A while back there was a thread call Survivor: South Pacific or South something. Every time I saw that thread on the front page I would see it as Survivor: South Park.

This happens to me too. In fact, it happened to me today.

Instead of reading: Does anyone know about spiritual healing?

I read: Does anyone know about sexual healing?

Yes, my mind is frequently in the gutter, but that is not new, and I see no reason to feel ashamed about that

Hollylane · 02-27-2013, 01:18 AM

I said:

"After your break, I'm going to put my show on and go to bed"

She heard:

"After your break, I'm going to put my shoe on and go to bed"

Gaige · 04-12-2013, 06:43 AM

What she said … “That was the biggest fish I caught at Hagg Lake”

What I heard … “That was the biggest fish I caught that had legs”

Metro · 04-16-2013, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelt

Voice texting;

Every time I say 'butch' it likes to substitute 'bitch'.

Frequently, this is something I just don't want to get wrong, especially since I am generally referring to myself.

Similar issue with Spellchecker on my phone... I was emailing a physical therapy schedule to someone and the shorthand "PT Eval" ended up being changed to "PT Evil".

The person doing the PT work totally agreed with Spellchecker... we all had a good chuckle.

02-13-2013, 03:21 PM	#2
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	voice texting I said, "I love to eat chili" Phone heard, "I love to eat children"

02-13-2013, 03:17 PM	#1
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I’ll probably be posting in here frequently since I often hear something other than what was actually said. But I’ll start out with some things I have said into the phone that the voice text picked up wrong. When Hollylane and I first met, I spoke into the mic to text “so you’re 40”. It heard and typed “so you’re horny”. It’s a miracle that she continued to chat with me after that.

02-13-2013, 03:41 PM	#3
Kelt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Beach Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 2,751 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,765 Thanked 15,279 Times in 2,538 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Voice texting; Every time I say 'butch' it likes to substitute 'bitch'. Frequently, this is something I just don't want to get wrong, especially since I am generally referring to myself.

02-13-2013, 03:57 PM	#4
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Ok, so this wasn’t something I heard but misread. A while back there was a thread call Survivor: South Pacific or South something. Every time I saw that thread on the front page I would see it as Survivor: South Park.

02-27-2013, 01:18 AM	#6
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	I said: "After your break, I'm going to put my show on and go to bed" She heard: "After your break, I'm going to put my shoe on and go to bed"

04-12-2013, 06:43 AM	#7
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	What she said … “That was the biggest fish I caught at Hagg Lake” What I heard … “That was the biggest fish I caught that had legs”