They said...I heard...

Gaige · 02-13-2013, 03:21 PM

I said, "I love to eat chili"

Phone heard, "I love to eat children"

Kelt · 02-13-2013, 03:41 PM

Voice texting;

Every time I say 'butch' it likes to substitute 'bitch'.

Frequently, this is something I just don't want to get wrong, especially since I am generally referring to myself.

Gaige · 02-13-2013, 03:57 PM

Ok, so this wasn’t something I heard but misread. A while back there was a thread call Survivor: South Pacific or South something. Every time I saw that thread on the front page I would see it as Survivor: South Park.

Hollylane · 02-13-2013, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaige

Ok, so this wasn’t something I heard but misread. A while back there was a thread call Survivor: South Pacific or South something. Every time I saw that thread on the front page I would see it as Survivor: South Park.

This happens to me too. In fact, it happened to me today.

Instead of reading: Does anyone know about spiritual healing?

I read: Does anyone know about sexual healing?

Yes, my mind is frequently in the gutter, but that is not new, and I see no reason to feel ashamed about that

Hollylane · 02-27-2013, 01:18 AM

I said:

"After your break, I'm going to put my show on and go to bed"

She heard:

"After your break, I'm going to put my shoe on and go to bed"

Gaige · 04-12-2013, 06:43 AM

What she said … “That was the biggest fish I caught at Hagg Lake”

What I heard … “That was the biggest fish I caught that had legs”

LaDivina · 04-13-2013, 08:02 PM

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Metro · 04-16-2013, 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelt

Voice texting;

Every time I say 'butch' it likes to substitute 'bitch'.

Frequently, this is something I just don't want to get wrong, especially since I am generally referring to myself.

Similar issue with Spellchecker on my phone... I was emailing a physical therapy schedule to someone and the shorthand "PT Eval" ended up being changed to "PT Evil".

The person doing the PT work totally agreed with Spellchecker... we all had a good chuckle.

02-13-2013, 03:21 PM	#1
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Kelt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Beach Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 2,751 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,765 Thanked 15,290 Times in 2,539 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Voice texting; Every time I say 'butch' it likes to substitute 'bitch'. Frequently, this is something I just don't want to get wrong, especially since I am generally referring to myself.

02-13-2013, 03:57 PM	#3
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Ok, so this wasn’t something I heard but misread. A while back there was a thread call Survivor: South Pacific or South something. Every time I saw that thread on the front page I would see it as Survivor: South Park.

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04-12-2013, 06:43 AM	#6
Gaige Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: above my boots Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,649 Thanked 3,755 Times in 1,171 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	What she said … “That was the biggest fish I caught at Hagg Lake” What I heard … “That was the biggest fish I caught that had legs”

04-13-2013, 08:02 PM	#7
LaDivina Member How Do You Identify?: Lady-femme Preferred Pronoun?: Lady-ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Massachusetts Posts: 524 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,084 Thanked 1,725 Times in 413 Posts Rep Power: 20699138	This thread needs [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Scuse-While-Kiss-This-Guy/dp/B0028N73KM/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1365904593&sr=1-1&keywords=excuse+me+while+i+kiss+this+guy"]this book[/ame].