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02-28-2013, 06:20 AM
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Staff meeting yesterday....
A topic of masturbation came up and was forever returned throughout the remainder of the meeting. I tried to save it for last but what I thought was the tail end of the meeting wound up being about another 20 minutes of lingering discussions of various topics. Masturbation was one topic that just kept returning. director: so we need to have a way to talk with the kids about the proper way of being discreet about their actions staff 1: *pops in the doorwway to ask a question* staff 2: how would you approach the topic of masturbation? staff 1: randomly or while it is happening? director: right smack in the middle of it staff 1: seriously? this is what you have for meetings? everyone: YES! staff 1: I'm coming to these meetings more often then! me and staff 1: no pun intended!!  director: they say it can make you blind if you do it enough *leans in toward me* How's that vision going for ya?  me: omg you seriously went there? you dawg!  everyone: *roaring laughter* 
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02-28-2013, 07:26 PM
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THIS line "whoever thinks diamonds are a girls best friend clearly doesn't know about baby wipes"
While I agree that baby wipes are awesome, especially for makeup removal, I couldn't help but laugh out loud hard. |
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02-28-2013, 07:57 PM
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Gotta spit this out before I forget.......
Set the scene:
I'm in the kitchen fixing lunch for the kids. I ask another staff to get something from another program in the building. She returns with item requested and a rolling office chair. me: in the kitchen? really?? staff: *looking down the ramp from the kitchen to the hallway to the common area* do you think it would be inappropriate if a went rolling down the ramp in there where everyone is? me: well, yeh but let's do it anyway. staff: *hops on the office chair* Let's!! me: *gives a good solid shove* DOWN THE RAMP/HALLWAY SHE GOESSSSSSSSSS............. *laughter roars from down the hall*  35 or so minutes later.... director: I don't want you going along with anymore of her shenanigans anymore.... * wink*  *wink*
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02-28-2013, 08:16 PM
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02-28-2013, 08:17 PM
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