Corny jokes

Heavenleahangel · 08-06-2013, 04:19 PM

What is brown, has 8 legs and carries a suitcase? A spider going on vacation!!!

Inked_Trinity · 08-06-2013, 05:11 PM

What's green and sings???

Elivs Parsley of course!

Heavenleahangel · 08-06-2013, 05:15 PM

What time was it when the elephant sat on the fence? Time to get a new fence!!!

What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper!
What's black and what and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn!

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "got any gwapes?"
The bartender says "No! Get out of here!"
Next day the duck walks into the same bar and says "Got any gwapes?" The bartender says "No! I already told you I don't have any grapes. If you come back, I'm going to nail your duck feet to the counter!"
Third day the duck walked back into the bar and asks the bartender "Got any nails?" The bartender says "No!" "Good" says the duck! "Got any gwapes???"

Janstevie · 08-07-2013, 10:13 AM

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

Mopsie · 08-07-2013, 10:36 AM

Why was the belt arrested?

It held up a pair of pants.

Cid · 08-07-2013, 10:46 AM

Guy and a giraffe go into a bar. The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor.
Next guy comes in and says, "who's that lyin' on the floor?"
Bartender says,"that's no lion, it's a giraffe."

deb0670 · 08-07-2013, 11:42 AM

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

Mopsie · 08-07-2013, 03:45 PM

What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom at the end of their first date?

You're a fungi!

08-06-2013, 04:19 PM	#1
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,068 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	What is brown, has 8 legs and carries a suitcase? A spider going on vacation!!! __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

08-06-2013, 05:11 PM	#2
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	What's green and sings??? Elivs Parsley of course! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

08-06-2013, 05:15 PM	#3
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,068 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	What time was it when the elephant sat on the fence? Time to get a new fence!!! What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper! What's black and what and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn! A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "got any gwapes?" The bartender says "No! Get out of here!" Next day the duck walks into the same bar and says "Got any gwapes?" The bartender says "No! I already told you I don't have any grapes. If you come back, I'm going to nail your duck feet to the counter!" Third day the duck walked back into the bar and asks the bartender "Got any nails?" The bartender says "No!" "Good" says the duck! "Got any gwapes???" __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

08-07-2013, 10:36 AM	#5
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,552 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	^^^ that one reminds me of this one ... Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants.

08-07-2013, 10:46 AM	#6
Cid Member How Do You Identify?: ultra femme princess Preferred Pronoun?: she, lady..whichever Relationship Status: waiting for the right one Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Don't follow me, I'm lost. Posts: 807 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,627 Thanked 2,731 Times in 632 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Guy and a giraffe go into a bar. The giraffe goes to sleep on the floor. Next guy comes in and says, "who's that lyin' on the floor?" Bartender says,"that's no lion, it's a giraffe." __________________ Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

08-07-2013, 10:13 AM	#4
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

08-07-2013, 11:42 AM	#7
deb0670 Member How Do You Identify?: femme/ baby girl Preferred Pronoun?: she,her Relationship Status: Single Join Date: May 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,348 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,520 Thanked 6,026 Times in 1,189 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Cause if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan. __________________ Remember the lessons, forget the details. Use the stumbling blocks of the past as stepping stones to help build the future.

08-07-2013, 03:45 PM	#8
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,552 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom at the end of their first date? You're a fungi!