Things you should never say on a date.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Heavenleahangel

I guess I'm not a good date, then. I have a son who is sick and it doesn't matter to me where I am or who I am with. If my son's caregiver calls or texts, I am answering as I know it will be important. And as for leftovers, I do take them home, too. Waste not want not. Maybe I need to go back and read the B-F dating handbook.
And I'm sure it is a major no-no to use coupons, but I do!!!!

Heavenleah, you're just fine. Kids are a totally different story, but when someone's got their face imbedded in their phone when there is a perfectly fine human being directly in front of them, that's extremely rude. I'm sure you'd let anyone you date know that you have your sweet boy and you are worried about him.

I agree with wasting food, but I think the point above was that it was the other person's food they were trying to confiscate. That goes along with someone putting their hands in my plate without permission while I'm eating. No!

[deb_U_taunt]

"I have to pop the clutch to start this car. You mind pushing?

[Miss Scarlett]

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

"I have to pop the clutch to start this car. You mind pushing?

ROFL...been on that date, but it was in high school...

[deb_U_taunt]

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

ROFL...been on that date, but it was in high school...

Same. Thank gawd it was a little opal cadet. Funny I don't remember her name, but remember the car.

[Miss Scarlett]

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

Same. Thank gawd it was a little opal cadet. Funny I don't remember her name, but remember the car.

Ford Pinto...LOL

[JAGG]

I like to try alot of different things. In fact I rarely keep a job for more than 6months. I just get bored.

I don't cook so I hope you do. I hate cleaning and I don't do laundry. I absolutely refuse to do yard work. (What's left? Eating and sleeping)


I'm just not into titles or labels.Butch Femme dynamics, what's that?



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[Metro]

"Marry me."
– Anonymous

[imperfect_cupcake]

Originally Posted by Metro

"Marry me."
– Anonymous

Oh I've heard that on a first date. but they are just being smart-asses.

My last ex, even before she kissed me, told me she wanted us to get a motorhome and travel around Australia with me. lets throw it all away and fuck off babs, me and you.

she was serious. but she's always serious about hair brained ideas for 15 minutes till someone distracts her with a puppet.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

Same. Thank gawd it was a little opal cadet. Funny I don't remember her name, but remember the car.

Well, if you had to push her to get her to start up, I'm sure you'd remember more about her.

[girl_dee]

"are those real"

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by honeybarbara

see? ME. this has happened to me TWICE. Absolutely humiliated and knew what it looked like when I reached into my bag and.... omfg. ...no...nonononono.... NOOOOOOOO.
FUCK!!!!

then begging them to swing past my place so I can re-imburse. Of course they won't. they are too polite. I look like a dickhead.

I am a seriously bad date half the time.

One time I sat and babbled about the chemistry of this one women's job for 15 min while she stared at me in glazed boredom.

another, two bicurious drunk 20 somethings came over to our pub table and started talking to me and trying to pick me up cause they loved my breasts. Luckily my date thought this was fucking hilarious as she watched me try and deal. But mostly that would not have flown. I could not get rid of them cause my date was sniggering and so I turned and said "right. since this is so amusing, I'm going to the loo. YOU can get rid of the leg humping yorkies." they were gone when I got back.


another, I realised mid-date that she was one of my very long term (we grew up down the road from each other) old friend's ex-wife. And introducted this fact by putting down my fork and said "omg. I know your dog! really well, actually..."
"really? how?"
"cause I've known your exwife for 27 years?"
Bad, bad date

I could go on. seriously. I have lists of these. One I knocked myself out on a tree branch.

You should seriously write your memoirs. I'd buy the fuck out of that book.

Originally Posted by girl_dee

"are those real"

This is where having a glass eye would come in really handy.

[Martina]

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt

Same. Thank gawd it was a little opal cadet.

I had one of those. Navy blue. Sadly, they are shutting down the manufacture of opels.

[Rockinonahigh]

Years ago I met someone at the local queer bar that I really got along with,I thought it was gret she understood the bf life.We had many things in common,we both were extroverts so it was like magic....tilllll.Yes till I was haveing a summer bbq with several of my friends so she could meet them.Come to find out she was my bestfriends wifes ex,that they had a ten year relationship then broke up with a really bad break up.When they saw each other it was like two cats threatning to kill eachother,she said 'I didnt know u knew her'.Finaly my friend got her wife to calm down,I got her to calm down but I promiss that the sothern summer bbq was a hard sell with people doing there best to pretend nothing had happened.I did contenue to date her for a couple of years but over bith if us found other intrest,me with a new job that took lots of days of my time and she wanted travel.

[SleepyButch]

"Wow, you're nothing like I thought you were. I mean, the pictures I took of you from the tree behind your house say nothing about your personality!"