Things you should never say on a date.

imperfect_cupcake · 09-20-2013, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

"I forgot my wallet. You got this, right?"

Yup. It happened.

see? ME. this has happened to me TWICE. Absolutely humiliated and knew what it looked like when I reached into my bag and.... omfg. ...no...nonononono.... NOOOOOOOO.
FUCK!!!!

then begging them to swing past my place so I can re-imburse. Of course they won't. they are too polite. I look like a dickhead.

I am a seriously bad date half the time.

One time I sat and babbled about the chemistry of this one women's job for 15 min while she stared at me in glazed boredom.

another, two bicurious drunk 20 somethings came over to our pub table and started talking to me and trying to pick me up cause they loved my breasts. Luckily my date thought this was fucking hilarious as she watched me try and deal. But mostly that would not have flown. I could not get rid of them cause my date was sniggering and so I turned and said "right. since this is so amusing, I'm going to the loo. YOU can get rid of the leg humping yorkies." they were gone when I got back.

another, I realised mid-date that she was one of my very long term (we grew up down the road from each other) old friend's ex-wife. And introducted this fact by putting down my fork and said "omg. I know your dog! really well, actually..."
"really? how?"
"cause I've known your exwife for 27 years?"
Bad, bad date

I could go on. seriously. I have lists of these. One I knocked myself out on a tree branch.

cinnamongrrl · 09-20-2013, 01:32 PM

I seriously think these things should be in a book....lol dating hell...

my friend is/was a serial dater and had a date that paid for dinner but insisted on splitting the meal rather than pay for two.

She told me she would have rather gone dutch and actually ate.... but he insisted.....

Then of course there was the infamous...Stanley.... this guy leaned over mid date (first date) and whispered that he wanted to introduce her to his friend, Stanley...the power tool...yeah....THAT tool....

Katniss · 09-20-2013, 01:37 PM

1st date, just after we had placed our dinner order....

"Have you ever heard of Amway?"

Martina · 09-20-2013, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by honeybarbara

One I knocked myself out on a tree branch.

LOL! Was there a second date?

Cin · 09-20-2013, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina

LOL! Was there a second date?

LOL.

I would just love to hear the story of the first date.

imperfect_cupcake · 09-21-2013, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina

LOL! Was there a second date?

oh yeah. She had taken me to see a light show and we had gotten a bit stoned. I needed to pee really bad and we had already left the building and it was closing, which was in a park. Ish. sorta. So I said "I'm just going to nip into those low shrubs and take a wiz. can you keep look out for me?" Sure np, she turns around and watches I try not to pee on my foot and I shifted over a couple of times, as ya do, to avoid wet-foot, and I grabbed my knickers and jeans and stood up really fast and the top of my head collided with a tree branch and I knock myself out for a couple seconds, she was just about to grab me when I woke up. Knocked out in the pee dirt with my knickers around my thighs. Super Classy. I then threw up.

she had to take me to the hospital and she sat with me all night.

RockOn · 09-21-2013, 06:47 PM

honeybarbara, that is hilarious!

LOL! Thanks, I needed that laugh.

imperfect_cupcake · 09-21-2013, 08:12 PM

no worries. I have quite a few of those stories.... you'd never be able to tell I went to finishing school. sheesh.

09-20-2013, 01:32 PM	#2
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,663 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,233 Thanked 27,600 Times in 6,957 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I seriously think these things should be in a book....lol dating hell... my friend is/was a serial dater and had a date that paid for dinner but insisted on splitting the meal rather than pay for two. She told me she would have rather gone dutch and actually ate.... but he insisted..... Then of course there was the infamous...Stanley.... this guy leaned over mid date (first date) and whispered that he wanted to introduce her to his friend, Stanley...the power tool...yeah....THAT tool.... __________________

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Katniss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dame, doll, twist, dish Preferred Pronoun?: Ladylike ones Relationship Status: ***** Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: We drink sweet tea here Posts: 2,903 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,654 Thanked 10,370 Times in 2,088 Posts Rep Power**: 21474851	1st date, just after we had placed our dinner order.... "Have you ever heard of Amway?"

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RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,304 Times in 2,610 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	honeybarbara, that is hilarious! LOL! Thanks, I needed that laugh.

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