Things you should never say on a date.

[RNguy]

Originally Posted by JAGG

I'm glad you're driving , because I'm already wasted.

Lmao ill remember to say that if you get your butt up for a visit up here and do the brodate with me
That's funny yep I don't know what I would say if some girl said that to me on a date but knowing my humor , I'd say to her , ready for part two of our date ??? You'll love it , its kinky , and involves a tube ill shove down your nose into your gut and pump your stomach out and then ill drop you off in rehab .
Then when you are fixed up call me MY NAME IS JAGG

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by macele

i actually thought this was cool LOLOL. you all please don't tell anyone i typed that.

i like to make sandwiches and draw stuff on the bread with the mustard bottle. for a use to be gf, i would draw the first letter of her name on the bread and lick it off. she got a kick out of that. made her giggle LOL.

too funny. thanks for sharing, princessbelle.

Well, it's not like princessbelle's name is StellaMarieAntoinetteFranchesca.

Now THAT would be impressive, especially if it was legible.