Do your pets fart?

Rook · 04-23-2010, 12:36 PM

My brothers siberian husky will find Any way to lay near me, to get my attention..However, once he succeeds...often late at night, he will fart...
Right there...
Next to me...
I usually catch a small subtle wiff, then it gets stronger....until it reaches "unbearable" and he's laying his muzzle on his paws lookin left & right...
He quickly gets away cuz thats when I stomp foot and say "GIT, u nasty lil beast, I know u know what u did...I can see your eyes!!".....
My ferrets have yet to fart, to my knowledge...
And yes, it has everything to do with Quality food...
Human "dinner"...or lunch for that matter, is for Humans...leftovers that are given to dogs..or cats, simply cuz they put on the "sad eyes" or coax u, is not a good idea..no matter how cute it may seem..[Some dogs can be allergic to what we eat, some cats as well, Some foods we consume can actually kill either animal...and yes, cats , once adult, are lactose intolerant....]
If they give "sad eyes"..assert yourself in the Pack and give 'em maybe a treat specific to their needs...
Most of the time, they'll be content...
I never give Enik anything off my plate even when it's for trash...
I was once called cruel, callous, heartless because I absolutely refused to give him one of my [rather expensive] green granny smiths..i shrugged it..
They bought him cheap apples..
When he "blessed" his kennel, I pointed out "So...now that u're cleaning him up....and the Kennel...I'm still a selfish prick?"
My brother mumbled and dropped the issue...
Nowadays he asks what are suitable treats, I told him, and he said
"k, youre good at this, u buy it for him, I pay u back, I swear"
I figured he's tired of the Dogs atrocious "somethn crawled up the ass and died" Farts

Canela · 04-23-2010, 01:02 PM

My 7 year old chihuahua occasionally does, and it smells like bad broccoli...that's how we know it's her...otherwise my daughter will try the "MOM!" thing and laugh and laugh...I don't find it funny at all...

My little chihuahua has yet to do so...to my knowledge...the cat either...again, to my knowledge...heh.

Liam · 04-23-2010, 01:24 PM

I remember The Poodle farting once. He looked at me, as if to say, "Gee, you sure are stinky."

WolfyOne · 04-23-2010, 01:28 PM

I used to have a dog and as she got older, the farts got worse.
She could actually be in a sound sleep and rip one that was bad enough to wake her.....
.....so bad, she'd get up and leave the room

scootebaby · 04-23-2010, 01:38 PM

i have/had(left her with my mom)a chihuahua whom while in my custody was lucky if 4lbs...she would lay on couch between my legs,butt against my "stuff"..id feel her body move slightly,see her eyebrows go up,ears fall back..then id get a whiff and be like "Daisy Mae what did you do...she would proceed to look up at me first with sad eyes then run up my body and around and around my neck--as if to give me the full effect...i had 2 ferrets...one real skinny one,one male FAT one(bubby was his name) id get them out of cage and let them run around in my room for awhile then bubby would suddenly stop and look at me as his body vibrated...id say "bubby did u just fart? at which point he would flatten himself against the floor and look at me like i couldnt see OR smell him.. sure miss those guys

04-23-2010, 12:36 PM	#1
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	My brothers siberian husky will find Any way to lay near me, to get my attention..However, once he succeeds...often late at night, he will fart... Right there... Next to me... I usually catch a small subtle wiff, then it gets stronger....until it reaches "unbearable" and he's laying his muzzle on his paws lookin left & right... He quickly gets away cuz thats when I stomp foot and say "GIT, u nasty lil beast, I know u know what u did...I can see your eyes!!"..... My ferrets have yet to fart, to my knowledge... And yes, it has everything to do with Quality food... Human "dinner"...or lunch for that matter, is for Humans...leftovers that are given to dogs..or cats, simply cuz they put on the "sad eyes" or coax u, is not a good idea..no matter how cute it may seem..[Some dogs can be allergic to what we eat, some cats as well, Some foods we consume can actually kill either animal...and yes, cats , once adult, are lactose intolerant....] If they give "sad eyes"..assert yourself in the Pack and give 'em maybe a treat specific to their needs... Most of the time, they'll be content... I never give Enik anything off my plate even when it's for trash... I was once called cruel, callous, heartless because I absolutely refused to give him one of my [rather expensive] green granny smiths..i shrugged it.. They bought him cheap apples.. When he "blessed" his kennel, I pointed out "So...now that u're cleaning him up....and the Kennel...I'm still a selfish prick?" My brother mumbled and dropped the issue... Nowadays he asks what are suitable treats, I told him, and he said "k, youre good at this, u buy it for him, I pay u back, I swear" I figured he's tired of the Dogs atrocious "somethn crawled up the ass and died" Farts __________________

04-23-2010, 01:24 PM	#3
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WolfyOne Magically Delicious How Do You Identify?: Gentle Butch Relationship Status: Single and content Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,052 Thanked 15,392 Times in 4,138 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I used to have a dog and as she got older, the farts got worse. She could actually be in a sound sleep and rip one that was bad enough to wake her..... .....so bad, she'd get up and leave the room __________________ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage --- Lao Tzo

04-23-2010, 01:02 PM	#2
Canela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Babe, she, her, ella Relationship Status: Well loved… Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 2,375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,644 Thanked 6,503 Times in 1,694 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	My 7 year old chihuahua occasionally does, and it smells like bad broccoli...that's how we know it's her...otherwise my daughter will try the "MOM!" thing and laugh and laugh...I don't find it funny at all... My little chihuahua has yet to do so...to my knowledge...the cat either...again, to my knowledge...heh.

04-23-2010, 01:38 PM	#5
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	i have/had(left her with my mom)a chihuahua whom while in my custody was lucky if 4lbs...she would lay on couch between my legs,butt against my "stuff"..id feel her body move slightly,see her eyebrows go up,ears fall back..then id get a whiff and be like "Daisy Mae what did you do...she would proceed to look up at me first with sad eyes then run up my body and around and around my neck--as if to give me the full effect...i had 2 ferrets...one real skinny one,one male FAT one(bubby was his name) id get them out of cage and let them run around in my room for awhile then bubby would suddenly stop and look at me as his body vibrated...id say "bubby did u just fart? at which point he would flatten himself against the floor and look at me like i couldnt see OR smell him.. sure miss those guys