Do your pets fart?

JustJo · 04-23-2010, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyclopea

My rabbit has never farted (to my knowledge) but I have seen other bunnies fart.

Ok that's fake! I don't think rabbits fart!

As a former bunny owner I can tell you that rabbits do fart....and that broccoli makes them fart really, really bad

Cyclopea · 04-23-2010, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJo

As a former bunny owner I can tell you that rabbits do fart....and that broccoli makes them fart really, really bad

LOL Now I am going to be watching for bunnie farts all the time!

Cyclopea · 04-23-2010, 02:00 PM

"The spider seems disconcerted" LMAO

NJFemmie · 04-23-2010, 02:01 PM

Break out the bunny-beano!

theoddz · 04-23-2010, 02:11 PM

Well, lookie what I found:
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Fart (Definition)
Originally described by the Oxford English Dictionary as, "A slight explosion between the legs," a fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in the stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.
Hydrogen sulfide gas, containing sulphur, causes the famous aroma. The more sulfur in your diet, the higher the aromatic potential. Sulphur rich foods include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

The scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatuence.

Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, pongs, air biscuits,bombers, low-flying ducks, barking spiders, cheek slappers, rotten eggs, wet ones, poots,
You can pass gas, break wind, toot, poop, trump, pump, slip one, blast, beef, poof, s**t, s**te, rip one, let one rip, let one go, let one fly, step on a duck, give an opinion, blow the butt trumpet, cut one and cut the cheese.

Reactionary statements include: "Incoming!" "Ewww who did that?" "Ooowph, who let go?" "Ghhod, did a rat crawl up your bum and die?" "Phwawh, gemme ouda here...Jeez-us!" "Keee-riste, do you issue gas masks with that?" "Why are you all looking at me?" "I didn't do it."

The most fearsome fart is the SBD (Silent But Deadly).

On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day, male or female...mostly while asleep!!
The honorable title of "most flatulant animal" goes to the Elephant.
Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.

Japanese for fart: "onara"
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Because I'm so fulla such interesting bits of miscellaneous useless information,
~Theo~

Rook · 04-23-2010, 02:41 PM

ZOMG!!!! My ferrets fart?!?!...Wow..
The food I give 'em must be real good then.{for the most part..I wont deny their poop reeks}
I honestly think "passing gas" is needed (avoid stomach aches) BUT...at the same time, u [as a human] can always act like your mother taught u some Manners...
Excuse yourself, try to avoid it while u make an exit {for the lazy ppl, clenching booty actually tones up}
You'll thank yourself later when that Fuckalicious date calls ya back....

However, an animal obviously doesn't care much for manners....

And now I know a Japanese word I can call my brother and he will never know how I learned it ....

TxsCharmr · 04-23-2010, 04:08 PM

Yes ... oh yes....the dawg farts!!! The kat...never heard one.
Now we must include our human pets in this as well....and all im gonna say is that sometimes there is a need to take a walk outside!

suebee · 04-23-2010, 04:37 PM

They say that farts are helping to destroy the ozone layer.

04-23-2010, 02:00 PM	#3
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theoddz Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Cranky Old Poop Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. Beast Relationship Status: Married to a beautiful babe whom I don't deserve. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 3,541 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,143 Thanked 9,938 Times in 2,513 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Well, lookie what I found: ************************ Fart (Definition) Originally described by the Oxford English Dictionary as, "A slight explosion between the legs," a fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in the stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus. Hydrogen sulfide gas, containing sulphur, causes the famous aroma. The more sulfur in your diet, the higher the aromatic potential. Sulphur rich foods include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs. The scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatuence. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, pongs, air biscuits,bombers, low-flying ducks, barking spiders, cheek slappers, rotten eggs, wet ones, poots, You can pass gas, break wind, toot, poop, trump, pump, slip one, blast, beef, poof, st, ste, rip one, let one rip, let one go, let one fly, step on a duck, give an opinion, blow the butt trumpet, cut one and cut the cheese. Reactionary statements include: "Incoming!" "Ewww who did that?" "Ooowph, who let go?" "Ghhod, did a rat crawl up your bum and die?" "Phwawh, gemme ouda here...Jeez-us!" "Keee-riste, do you issue gas masks with that?" "Why are you all looking at me?" "I didn't do it." The most fearsome fart is the SBD (Silent But Deadly). On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day, male or female...mostly while asleep!! The honorable title of "most flatulant animal" goes to the Elephant. Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable. Japanese for fart: "onara" **************************** Because I'm so fulla such interesting bits of miscellaneous useless information, ~Theo~ __________________ "All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."** -- J. R. R. Tolkien

04-23-2010, 02:41 PM	#6
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	ZOMG!!!! My ferrets fart?!?!...Wow.. The food I give 'em must be real good then.{for the most part..I wont deny their poop reeks} I honestly think "passing gas" is needed (avoid stomach aches) BUT...at the same time, u [as a human] can always act like your mother taught u some Manners... Excuse yourself, try to avoid it while u make an exit {for the lazy ppl, clenching booty actually tones up} You'll thank yourself later when that Fuckalicious date calls ya back.... However, an animal obviously doesn't care much for manners.... And now I know a Japanese word I can call my brother and he will never know how I learned it .... __________________

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04-23-2010, 04:08 PM	#7
TxsCharmr Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Im Just Me Relationship Status: She has the Key Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 35 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 304 Thanked 41 Times in 17 Posts Rep Power: 15435	Yes ... oh yes....the dawg farts!!! The kat...never heard one. Now we must include our human pets in this as well....and all im gonna say is that sometimes there is a need to take a walk outside!