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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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I got a sweater for my birthday....I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner.
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what did the french fries say to the chicken nuggets? Let's make a Happy Meal.
hahahahaha corny as they get.
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What did the horse say when he fell? "Help, I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
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