only another butch would understand

[apretty]

Originally Posted by betenoire

It is not top secret that I have a HUGE crush on the Progressive Insurance Commerical Lady. She is so hot! I love her hairstyle! Look at those eyebrows! I would totally hit it!

I haven't done laundry in nearly 3 weeks. No, I am not lying. Yes, I really do own enough clothes that I can get away with that. Yes, I know it's gross. No, I do not give a shit. I'm considering hiring out for that, actually. I mean, I can't -afford- it or anything...but if there was a cage match between "having milk in the fridge" and "not having to do my own laundry" the latter would totally win.

come visit, i'll wash and *iron* your laundry!
(ez loves the way that i iron his shorts, reminds him of his mom!)

[betenoire]

Originally Posted by apretty

come visit, i'll wash and *iron* your laundry!
(ez loves the way that i iron his shorts, reminds him of his mom!)

I don't even own an iron. I refuse to buy anything that requires ironing. Ever. Not ironing my clothes reminds me of -my- mom.

So instead we could just go out and annoy people. Or get out dual-laptops and hijack threads and stuff.

[Bob]

Originally Posted by betenoire

I don't even own an iron. .

Hey, do you have a a Money Iron you could send me for my Money Laundering collection?

Oops, wrong site.