5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

Mister Bent · 11-21-2009, 05:06 PM

1. I work in a Hallmark sweatshop writing saccharine love verse.
2. I have

cufflinks.
3. e lets me paint her toenails
4. I believe that both truck balls and those inane stick figure family stickers should be outlawed.
5. I've ridden a Holstein cow.

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-21-2009, 05:20 PM

1. I am 4 foot 11
2. I am self employed
3. I own exotic pets
4. I have a camoflauge obsession
5. I can only wear boy's shoes

JustLovelyJenn · 11-21-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by NotAnAverageGuy

3. I own exotic pets

What kind of exotic pets do you own?

Blaze · 11-21-2009, 10:04 PM

1) I am a dysfunctional Dyslexic (thank goodness for spell check) though I am usually to lazy to re-read and correct my postings.
2) I have medically been considered Flat lined 3 times in my life. My longest being 3 minutes and 47 seconds and have seen the other side, to which I now see spirits (No not I see gay people) I see apparitions .
3) I love being around people, but I really am an introvert. Thus my compassion for people is overwhelming at times.
4) I am not really a very good dancer, but I do love to Salsa & Merengue.
5) I have always used humor to release tense situations.
The bonus~ I am loved and well taken care of by the Doll... She believes in me, even when in doubt, she loves me unconditionally, and even changed her diet to suit mines even if she's not a Celiac, now that's Love.

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-22-2009, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustLovelyJenn

What kind of exotic pets do you own?

Sugar Gliders Miss Jenn

1. I have been clean off illegal drugs for over 5 years now

2. Am adopted with 7 half siblings and 1 step sibling

3. Has 27 nieces and nephews total, with prolly about 4 great nieces and nephews

4. Avid horror movie fan, can't get enough even cheesy one

5. Avid Peanuts collector (snoopy, etc)

blush · 11-21-2009, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

4. I believe that both truck balls and those inane stick figure family stickers should be outlawed.

1. Could we add the Calvin prayin' or pissin' or whathaveyou decals to this list?
2. I'll do just about anything for a Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie.
3. I hate the smell of White Shoulders perfume.
4. I'm pretty quiet, but I don't miss much of what's going on around me.
5. I make a mean salsa.

Just_G · 11-21-2009, 11:47 PM

* Like others here, when nervous or tense situations come up, I mask it with humor.

* I have a hairpulling disorder called Trichatillomania....and of course I am totally okay with laughing at myself over it.

* I cannot STAND Dave Matthews and/or his band

* Is not all that sad that Oprah is ending her show...I work during the day and never watch it anyway. lol

* I really miss that show Third Rock From the Sun.

Medusa · 11-22-2009, 01:15 AM

* Steve Martin makes me retch. The IDEA of Steve Martin makes me twitch. I cannot watch movies or tv shows where Steve Martin appears. I don't know why but I imagine him smelling like mayonnaise and eggs mixed together. NO. STEVE. MARTIN.

* As a matter of fact, I often associate smells with certain people. Sometimes the smells have nothing to do with the person, sometimes they just represent what I *think* they should/would smell like. i.e.: When I think of PapaChris, I think of fresh-mown grass. When I think of IrishGrrl, I think of the smell of Estee Lauder lipstick. When I think of Arwen, I think of Violets. And for the record, Jackhammer is "new car smell". etc. etc.

* I have a fear of falling down into a pile of vomit. If I think about it too much, it makes my hands sweat.

* I sleepwalk. A lot. Jackhammer has caught me doing random and wild things during our tenure.

* I have a secret "twin" language with my dog and she understands me.
"Ooosaboo itta puddy gah!"

Diva · 11-22-2009, 02:00 AM

~My first 5 were lame compared to some of the neat and unusual things I've read here.....so I'm havin' a do~over moment:

* I've been known to watch back~to~back showings of "Pride And Prejudice".....or "Sleepless In Seattle".....or "You've Got Mail".....or "Under The Tuscan Sun"....or "While You Were Sleeping"

* I hate to drive. A few months ago, a guy ran a stop sign and nearly T~boned me....he was so close, had I opened my window, I could have reached out and touched the hood of his car. I've been afraid to drive ever since.

* I was laid off last spring when my little school shut down (economy~related). I have never been laid off/fired ever. It was a blow.

* I have vertigo and it's random. I can lose my balance at the drop of a hat and sometimes, I fall down. I have discovered that I am not a Weeble.

11-21-2009, 05:06 PM	#1
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	4 truths and a lie 1. I work in a Hallmark sweatshop writing saccharine love verse. 2. I have cufflinks. 3. e lets me paint her toenails 4. I believe that both truck balls and those inane stick figure family stickers should be outlawed. 5. I've ridden a Holstein cow. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

11-21-2009, 11:47 PM	#7
Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	* Like others here, when nervous or tense situations come up, I mask it with humor. * I have a hairpulling disorder called Trichatillomania....and of course I am totally okay with laughing at myself over it. * I cannot STAND Dave Matthews and/or his band * Is not all that sad that Oprah is ending her show...I work during the day and never watch it anyway. lol * I really miss that show Third Rock From the Sun. __________________ Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!

11-22-2009, 01:15 AM	#8
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,682 Times in 7,831 Posts Rep Power: 10000026	5 Things Nobody Knows! * Steve Martin makes me retch. The IDEA of Steve Martin makes me twitch. I cannot watch movies or tv shows where Steve Martin appears. I don't know why but I imagine him smelling like mayonnaise and eggs mixed together. NO. STEVE. MARTIN. * As a matter of fact, I often associate smells with certain people. Sometimes the smells have nothing to do with the person, sometimes they just represent what I think they should/would smell like. i.e.: When I think of PapaChris, I think of fresh-mown grass. When I think of IrishGrrl, I think of the smell of Estee Lauder lipstick. When I think of Arwen, I think of Violets. And for the record, Jackhammer is "new car smell". etc. etc. * I have a fear of falling down into a pile of vomit. If I think about it too much, it makes my hands sweat. * I sleepwalk. A lot. Jackhammer has caught me doing random and wild things during our tenure. * I have a secret "twin" language with my dog and she understands me. "Ooosaboo itta puddy gah!"

11-21-2009, 05:20 PM	#2
NotAnAverageGuy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Trans Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,723 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 109 Thanked 282 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 0	1. I am 4 foot 11 2. I am self employed 3. I own exotic pets 4. I have a camoflauge obsession 5. I can only wear boy's shoes

11-21-2009, 10:04 PM	#4
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,456 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	1) I am a dysfunctional Dyslexic (thank goodness for spell check) though I am usually to lazy to re-read and correct my postings. 2) I have medically been considered Flat lined 3 times in my life. My longest being 3 minutes and 47 seconds and have seen the other side, to which I now see spirits (No not I see gay people) I see apparitions . 3) I love being around people, but I really am an introvert. Thus my compassion for people is overwhelming at times. 4) I am not really a very good dancer, but I do love to Salsa & Merengue. 5) I have always used humor to release tense situations. The bonus~ I am loved and well taken care of by the Doll... She believes in me, even when in doubt, she loves me unconditionally, and even changed her diet to suit mines even if she's not a Celiac, now that's Love.

11-22-2009, 02:00 AM	#9
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,175 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	~My first 5 were lame compared to some of the neat and unusual things I've read here.....so I'm havin' a do~over moment: * I've been known to watch back~to~back showings of "Pride And Prejudice".....or "Sleepless In Seattle".....or "You've Got Mail".....or "Under The Tuscan Sun"....or "While You Were Sleeping" * I hate to drive. A few months ago, a guy ran a stop sign and nearly T~boned me....he was so close, had I opened my window, I could have reached out and touched the hood of his car. I've been afraid to drive ever since. * I was laid off last spring when my little school shut down (economy~related). I have never been laid off/fired ever. It was a blow. * I have vertigo and it's random. I can lose my balance at the drop of a hat and sometimes, I fall down. I have discovered that I am not a Weeble.