Misheard Song Lyrics

Daniela · 05-22-2015, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CherryWine

We have all misinterpreted song lyrics at one point or another. I find misheard lyrics to be hilarious and have been caught belting them out on more than one occassion.

I used to think Alanis Morrisette was singing "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me." It's really "the cross I bare that you gave to me."

Some others that have cracked me up:

Jefferson Starship - We Built This City
Misheard lyrics: We built this city on the wrong damn road
Actual lyrics: We built this city on rock and roll

Juice Newton - Angel of the Morning
Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Actual: Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby.

Do you have any misheard lyrics to share?

LOLOLOL cross-eyed bear...

Paul Young's "Every Time You Go Away"
"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you..."

newdaynow · 05-22-2015, 03:56 PM

Eddie Money's "I've got two tickets to paradise" - a friend of mine always thought it was "two tickets and a pair of dice"

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