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Misheard Song Lyrics
We have all misinterpreted song lyrics at one point or another. I find misheard lyrics to be hilarious and have been caught belting them out on more than one occassion.
I used to think Alanis Morrisette was singing "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me." It's really "the cross I bare that you gave to me." Some others that have cracked me up: Jefferson Starship - We Built This City Misheard lyrics: We built this city on the wrong damn road Actual lyrics: We built this city on rock and roll Juice Newton - Angel of the Morning Misheard: Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby. Actual: Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby. Do you have any misheard lyrics to share? |
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05-22-2015, 11:40 AM
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 Paul Young's "Every Time You Go Away" "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you..." 
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05-22-2015, 03:56 PM
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Eddie Money's "I've got two tickets to paradise" - a friend of mine always thought it was "two tickets and a pair of dice"
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05-22-2015, 04:02 PM
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Ok, this is going to be funny! lol
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05-22-2015, 04:42 PM
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A radio station I used to listen to would have people call in with just this sort of thing and I so remember one woman who thought that AC/DC's "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was "dirty jeans, dungarees".
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05-22-2015, 06:37 PM
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We used to have a thread like this one....not sure where it went but I'm happy to contribute to this one.
The first, oh, 20 times I heard Kelly Clarkson's "People Like Us", I SWORE she said, "So throw your fish in the air..." instead of "So throw your fists in the air". Swore it.  See? |
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05-22-2015, 06:59 PM
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Day Tripper by the Beatles.......
I always thought they were singing "state tropper" ...
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05-23-2015, 07:09 AM
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My sister always screws up song lyrics. Some of my favorites are:
Stairway to heaven actual lyric: and as we wind on down the road... Her version: and there's a wino down the road...(somebody should get that guy some help lol) TLC Waterfalls song actual lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls... Her version: Don't go Jason Waterfalls...(pictures desperate girl clinging a guys ankle...don't go ...don't lol) There is really raunchy one but um not sure how to put it here so I will skip it for now.
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05-23-2015, 11:38 AM
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05-23-2015, 12:51 PM
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I just informed Blaze, that Maroon 5, sings "Sugar" , not " Shotgun".
Lol lol lol
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05-23-2015, 07:12 PM
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A co-worker keeps belting out; Hot dog's in the city... I say, Dude! It's hot child in the city! he said no its not. so as we were fixing a pipe in the ceiling he says it again, to which I add, Ain't got no mustard it's a pity! He rolls his eye's and says, looking wild, looking pretty. . Gesssh dude!
I said how can a hot dog in the city look wild and pretty? He said a good Chicago dog! Dude!  |
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05-23-2015, 11:13 PM
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Well ok, you asked for it...lol
Shania Twain That don't impress me much, actual lyrics: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight Her version: I can't believe you kiss your c@#k at night *buries face in my palm*
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05-24-2015, 11:45 AM
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This video has some of the lyrics mentioned in this thread. A couple of them are ridiculous, but most of these seriously cracked me up.
Who you gonna call? Those bastards!
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05-24-2015, 01:03 PM
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"My Eyes Adored You" ( Frankie Valli) always sounded like Sweet Eyes of Georgia to me
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05-25-2015, 10:38 AM
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LOL great video, I don't think I will ever hear those songs right again
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Fun thread CherryWine!
Go-Go's: THEIR lyrics to 'We got the beat' They got the beat They got the beat They got the beat Yeah, they got the beat What I heard: They've got big feet They've got big feet They've got big feet Yeah, they got big feet 
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