Something Delicious

Corkey · 11-21-2012, 10:17 PM

Friday, 9:30 sharp, well as sharp as I'll be at 9fricken30 in the morning
Rosemary sage old bay buttered Tom gets put in oven, 325*
We begin to put up holiday festivus stuffs on the porch and perhaps a tree or 2, yes 2.
3.5 hours later we flip the bird, sounds dirty, and rebaste the bird with more, BUTTAH, not the fake stuff folks it just isn't the same.
Then pull the oyster sage stuffing out the bird and make 2, yes 2 kinds of stuffing. Shove now flipped bird back into oven breast side up for 1 hour at 475*.

We then proceed to entertain the parental carbon units, and I swear he'd best not bring up politics.

Then we haz the sit down with said carbon units and the classical music qued shall soothe the savage beast (me) and we shan't talk politics, or someone goes home with the legs and that's it....

Pray for us who have conservative parental carbon unit in-laws.

11-21-2012, 10:17 PM	#11
Corkey Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Human Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Very Married Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Where I want to be Posts: 8,155 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 47,491 Thanked 29,270 Times in 6,637 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Friday, 9:30 sharp, well as sharp as I'll be at 9fricken30 in the morning Rosemary sage old bay buttered Tom gets put in oven, 325* We begin to put up holiday festivus stuffs on the porch and perhaps a tree or 2, yes 2. 3.5 hours later we flip the bird, sounds dirty, and rebaste the bird with more, BUTTAH, not the fake stuff folks it just isn't the same. Then pull the oyster sage stuffing out the bird and make 2, yes 2 kinds of stuffing. Shove now flipped bird back into oven breast side up for 1 hour at 475. We then proceed to entertain the parental carbon units, and I swear he'd best not bring up politics. Then we haz the sit down with said carbon units and the classical music qued shall soothe the savage beast (me) and we shan't talk politics, or someone goes home with the legs and that's it.... Pray for us who have conservative parental carbon unit in-laws. __________________ "Many proposals have been made to us to adopt your laws, your religion, your manners and your customs. We would be better pleased with beholding the good effects of these doctrines in your own practices, than with hearing you talk about them". ~Old Tassel, Chief of the Tsalagi (Cherokee) Last edited by Corkey; 11-21-2012 at 10:33 PM. Reason: an n*