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Old 01-29-2010, 02:37 AM   #141
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Because they can't find a good accordian player.

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When the price of airline tickets come down...

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In 2 days, I ordered it on prime Amazon............

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In 2 days, I ordered it on prime Amazon............

Why do the birds go on singing?
Because,,,,,, it's the end of the world. *chirp, chirp*

BUT..... why do birds suddenly appear???
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Because,,,,,, it's the end of the world. *chirp, chirp*

BUT..... why do birds suddenly appear???
Because I'm near.....................

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This absolutely cracked me up to no end...........
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Because I'm near.....................

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ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh,,,,,,,,

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ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh,,,,,,,,

"I've got a pair of brand new roller skates, you've got the key to me.... "


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My broom (especially now with gas prices rising for summer driving)...................

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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It depends on the size of the marmota monax and if he/she slept well the night before.

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I'd fake trip & fall and upon recovering claim Amnesia!

Why are there no 'B' batteries?
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Bees lead an incredible life, not even knowing that they can't fly, so they simply fly anyway. It's possibly an allegory to draw upon that fact alone because AAA batteries are incredibly busy supplying power, thus sparing B batteries an lifetime of unexpected hardships.


Why do dance clubs close in the early hours of the morning???
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Why do dance clubs close in the early hours of the morning???
Because they want to get to bed before the alarm goes off..................

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
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Because they want to get to bed before the alarm goes off..................

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
Oh, I think the blame wholly belongs to both the IRS, Wall Street, and Banking institutions: it's pretty taxing and has consistently confused people for ages.

Why is NAFTA called The North American Free Trade Agreement when there's nothing "free" about it at all???
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It wasn't enough to be happy that Dark Side of the Moon made Pink Floyd bazillionaires, so handy bipartisan politicians created their own cash cow and called it Dark Side of the Sun.

What's the difference between Superman and Trampoline man???
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What's the difference between Superman and Trampoline man???
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Because for years you've let them "walk" all over you!

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Naturally, it has always been Santa Claus.

Santa is the undefeated champion in all the world.

Because of this fact alone, bread is second only to Santa Claus. *LOL*

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