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Old 06-18-2017, 05:46 PM   #1
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In 2 days, I ordered it on prime Amazon............

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Old 06-19-2017, 08:11 AM   #2
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In 2 days, I ordered it on prime Amazon............

Why do the birds go on singing?
Because,,,,,, it's the end of the world. *chirp, chirp*

BUT..... why do birds suddenly appear???
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Old 06-19-2017, 09:50 AM   #3
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Because,,,,,, it's the end of the world. *chirp, chirp*

BUT..... why do birds suddenly appear???
Because I'm near.....................

Why do fools fall in love?
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Because I'm near.....................

Why do fools fall in love?
ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh,,,,,,,,

"I've got a pair of brand new roller skates, you've got the key to me.... "


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ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh,,,,,,,,

"I've got a pair of brand new roller skates, you've got the key to me.... "


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My broom (especially now with gas prices rising for summer driving)...................

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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It depends on the size of the marmota monax and if he/she slept well the night before.

What would you do if you are about to hold a speech or lecture but it slippes you mind what it was all about?
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I'd fake trip & fall and upon recovering claim Amnesia!

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