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Old 06-19-2017, 08:11 AM   #1
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In 2 days, I ordered it on prime Amazon............

Why do the birds go on singing?
Because,,,,,, it's the end of the world. *chirp, chirp*

BUT..... why do birds suddenly appear???
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Old 06-19-2017, 09:50 AM   #2
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Because,,,,,, it's the end of the world. *chirp, chirp*

BUT..... why do birds suddenly appear???
Because I'm near.....................

Why do fools fall in love?
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Old 06-19-2017, 10:26 AM   #3
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Because I'm near.....................

Why do fools fall in love?
ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh,,,,,,,,

"I've got a pair of brand new roller skates, you've got the key to me.... "


What is your favorite form of transportation???
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ooooooh, oooooooh, oooooooh,,,,,,,,

"I've got a pair of brand new roller skates, you've got the key to me.... "


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My broom (especially now with gas prices rising for summer driving)...................

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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My broom (especially now with gas prices rising for summer driving)...................

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It depends on the size of the marmota monax and if he/she slept well the night before.

What would you do if you are about to hold a speech or lecture but it slippes you mind what it was all about?
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I'd fake trip & fall and upon recovering claim Amnesia!

Why are there no 'B' batteries?
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I'd fake trip & fall and upon recovering claim Amnesia!

Why are there no 'B' batteries?
Bees lead an incredible life, not even knowing that they can't fly, so they simply fly anyway. It's possibly an allegory to draw upon that fact alone because AAA batteries are incredibly busy supplying power, thus sparing B batteries an lifetime of unexpected hardships.


Why do dance clubs close in the early hours of the morning???
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