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Old 06-23-2017, 10:56 AM   #1
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Why do the fur balls, also known as cats think I am their furniture?
Because for years you've let them "walk" all over you!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Because for years you've let them "walk" all over you!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Naturally, it has always been Santa Claus.

Santa is the undefeated champion in all the world.

Because of this fact alone, bread is second only to Santa Claus. *LOL*

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Naturally, it has always been Santa Claus.

Santa is the undefeated champion in all the world.

Because of this fact alone, bread is second only to Santa Claus. *LOL*

Where is the stupid question?
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Where is the stupid question?
If 55 is "fifty-five" and 44 is "forty-four," shouldn't 11 be "onety-one?"

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If 55 is "fifty-five" and 44 is "forty-four," shouldn't 11 be "onety-one?"
Yes it should be, blame it on that "new math"!

When a cow laughs really hard why doesn't milk come out of its nose?
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Yes it should be, blame it on that "new math"!

When a cow laughs really hard why doesn't milk come out of its nose?
*lol*

I have no idea, but maybe the cow is too busy cutting the cheese.

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it does to run from first base to second base?
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*lol*

I have no idea, but maybe the cow is too busy cutting the cheese.

Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it does to run from first base to second base?
Because the runner ALWAYS stops to get a hot-dog and some peanuts...........

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
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