Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Chad

Dolphin is a common name. The scientific classification for the fish is Coryphaena a genus of marine ray-finned fishes known as the dolphinfishes. That may be the reason it is commonly called Dolphin also known as Mahi-mahi. The fish is delicious food but the mammal is not. Keep your blow hole off my plate! Haha!

Question: What should your air conditioner temperature be set at inside the house when it is 100 degrees outside?

Well I would have to say the answer all depends if you're alone or have someone in the house with you! If you have someone with you, that's twice the body heat where as if you're all alone it's just one's body heat!

To be on the safe side, I'd set the temperature right around 65 and hope for the best.....

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?

[Orema]

Originally Posted by homoe

Well I would have to say the answer all depends if you're alone or have someone in the house with you! If you have someone with you, that's twice the body heat where as if you're all alone it's just one's body heat!

To be on the safe side, I'd set the temperature right around 65 and hope for the best.....

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?

Because the frozen black-eyed peas, with their 20-20 vision, don't need any light to see.

Did dinosaurs buy fossil fuel by the gallon or liter?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Orema

Because the frozen black-eyed peas, with their 20-20 vision, don't need any light to see.

Did dinosaurs buy fossil fuel by the gallon or liter?

I think this is a trick question......dinosaurs had no money

If all the worlds a stage, why isn't everyone an actor or actress?

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by homoe

I think this is a trick question......dinosaurs had no money

If all the worlds a stage, why isn't everyone an actor or actress?

Most miss the casting call.

Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

[Breathless]

Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?

[Breathless]

Oh I have LOTS of these... ha..
Why is it that Rain drops but Snow falls?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Oh I have LOTS of these... ha..
Why is it that Rain drops but Snow falls?

I could make up some BS about the velocity at which matter exits the atmosphere and reaches earth BUT the truth is ......

Rain is a femme and Snow is masculine

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?

The seamstress was WAY pass due for an eye examination when she completed that garment.....come to find out, she was suffering from DOUBLE VISION

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Most miss the casting call.

Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

We MAY be inferior BUT we're damn CUTE