Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Breathless]

Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?

[Breathless]

Oh I have LOTS of these... ha..
Why is it that Rain drops but Snow falls?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Oh I have LOTS of these... ha..
Why is it that Rain drops but Snow falls?

I could make up some BS about the velocity at which matter exits the atmosphere and reaches earth BUT the truth is ......

Rain is a femme and Snow is masculine

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by homoe

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

There was more money to be made by putting a man on the moon first, and luggage in space was 'light' lol

In the same theme:
Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

There was more money to be made by putting a man on the moon first, and luggage in space was 'light' lol

In the same theme:
Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?

Because shirts love to converse with socks, that also are placed in the suitcase, about what happens to the other mate when they go thru the dryer...


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by homoe

Because shirts love to converse with socks, that also are placed in the suitcase, about what happens to the other mate when they go thru the dryer...


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Because they *drum roll* LIED.. someone cared.. someone always cares..

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

[Breathless]

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer, then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Because they *drum roll* LIED.. someone cared.. someone always cares..

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Well no doubt its still a people trap but now the mouse has retired and is living a life of luxury and in cheese up to his ears........

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?

The seamstress was WAY pass due for an eye examination when she completed that garment.....come to find out, she was suffering from DOUBLE VISION