How Many Planeteers Does it Take to Derail a Thread?

[Scorp]

Hell yeah, I am the light of the world!

Originally Posted by twinkle toes

I suppose cause your bulbs are cooler then mine you think your are brighter then mine

[adorable]

Originally Posted by BullDog

Your tired, worn-out stereotypes of the West Coast clearly show you know nothing of the PNW. Sun- what is that (insert sarcastic laughter).

BulbDog/BullBulb

p.s.
I'm a little hurt no one has started calling me Bullby yet.

I was trying not to be bulbogynistic and Bullby seems that way. I am sorry that I generalized the entire west coast. Really, please accept my apologies. I forget that PNW is really more like SanFranlaska...

In other news: A new song is out by the pussybulb dolls....

Dontcha wish your grrlbulb was hot like me?? Dontcha?



Dontcha?

[Scorp]

Dear ravfem,

Cuteness can not be helped. It's just a natural reaction. I can suggest some help for you. Group Therapy will be taking place in an hour so, located down the hall and around the corner. The name of the group session is "Watts The Matter With Me".

It sounds as if you have been experiencing these issues and the light bulbs are beginning to wear you down.

I wish you well and hope you are able to correct such issues.

Let me know if I can be of any further assistance.

"Warm" Regards,

-Scorp- (the one with the cute light bulb postings)

Originally Posted by ravfem

hello Scorp.

Please understand that i am coming from my me space, ok dear?

i feel your post is dismissive. i am trying to make this entire thread about me, and you are interfering by posting cuteness. This hurts my feelings and i will not have this thread be about anyone else but me & my specialness.

Obviously you don't care about me. i'll just go quietly now, and i will not be back. i may even think about looking for some water and a cement floor. But i wont be missed so it doesn't matter, some other bulb will just use their filament. Just please don't let it be that bulbousy JustJo. She's such a "look at me, i light up so nicely, gather round and let me warm you" ho.

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by Random

Lol.. we are making fun of ourselves...

Clearly. "I don't understand the point of this thread" is one of the posts that will pop up from time to time.

[Curley]

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[amiyesiam]

Dear Admin-a-bulbs

I fear I must report this entire thread
It is not possible that this many light sources can get along for this many pages.
There has to be some kind of conspiracy going on here.
Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread. Are they are just to afraid to come out and talk about it for fear of being rejected.

oh and why haven't
lightening
forest fires
or all types of holiday lighting been in here to post?


and lastly
why did Diva get a whole box of bulbs to play with and no one else did?
and
why hasn't anyone made her share?


Sincerely
Bulb a geek u la

[MsDemeanor]

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

Someone somewhere in this thread has to be really upset, offended, confused, or crying for this to be an actual thread.

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

[Selenay]

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

[amiyesiam]

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.

is that light enough and big enough for you?

[*Magic_and_Silk*]

Originally Posted by Selenay

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.

[Daywalker]

Originally Posted by cybersuebee

Let me guess: all your farms are planted and you've just recently changed their design, factories in full production, gifts collected, sent and used, superpokes fed, tickled, washed and their habitats decorated, crows fed and in bed, tunes played, posted and played again, writing finished for the day, Mrs. Day's at work, the supper dishes done and Sampson and Delilah fed and purring beside you. So's all you had left to do was invent another one of your famous threads.

Da loves it!

I have 8 pages to read now, but I had to stop at post #4.



This cracked me the fuck up.



At the same time, it's a little skeery how much folks
know about me from the Facebook alone.

[amiyesiam]

Originally Posted by Selenay

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

crap I forgot all about the rope lights
does that make me a horrible person?
Maybe Corkey should spank me?
just so long as he doesn't breake my bulbs

[adorable]

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

I am all of these things. Furthermore, I am so deeply offended that I am clipping out of context portions of every offensive post in to one completely nonsensical post which I will then post here in all caps, a large font, and some horribly obnoxious color that is hard on the eyes. Said post will end with a pronouncement that I am unsubscribing from the thread, thus sparing me the five pages of attacks by sentence deconstructors and bulb cliques (you know who you are!!) that will surely follow my post.

REPORTED!

Originally Posted by Selenay

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




Bi colored strands cannot be TRUSTED!!!!!! I knew someone that dated a bi-colored strand of bulbs once and nothing went wrong, but I add a horrified face when I tell the story for dramatic effect.

By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

I totally get what you are saying, but I am going to ignore the context of your bulb and focus on what you mean by saying horribly obnoxious color?

so what do you mean by that statement?

are you implying some colors are better than other colors?

are some colors easier on the eyes?

are certain hues of certain colors better than others?

and

now this thread could be totally derailed with people coming to the defense of and standing up for "colors".

ye gods look what you have started now.


you should be very pleased ashamed of yourself.

is that light enough and big enough for you?

REPORTED! <--This is the national planet color (not COLOUR) and everyone should use it when they come to this planet!

Originally Posted by *Magic_and_Silk*

OMG...Now I am SOOOOO turned on...I mean...my Bulbs are turned on...Does that really make sense?

I guess it does, if *I* am the bulb.

Maybe I am just talking about my "bulbees"....hmmmm

Now *I* am confused.

I just really wanted to practice my multiquoting ability. Clearly I am far superior at it then less multi-purpose bulbs.

[Bit]

*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

[Bit]

Originally Posted by Selenay

Rope lights are the best because not only are they environmentally responsible but they don't limit themselves to one colour.

There are even bi-coloured strands.




By not using rope lights you're all being discriminatory.

This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

[amiyesiam]

Originally Posted by Bit

*buries face in hands* omigawwwwd this is just hopeless... someone tries to light up a serious conversation and look what y'all have done to it... pages and pages and PAGES... can't the dramabulbs just go light up their OWN threads please? Can't we shed a little light in peace just ONCE for Bulb's sake?!

nope

on the other hand I will share Diva's bulbs with you!

[adorable]

Originally Posted by Bit

This is just bulbously classist. It so happens that I cannot afford rope lights, no matter how beautiful they are, and I know I'm not the only one.

LED lights are more efficient anyway--not that I can afford anything more than the two solar LEDS that light my porch stairs at night, and those only because they were on sale--but LEDs are the lightwave of the future.

I can totally relate to this bit! I went to the Bulbyranch in Las Vegas once and wanted a hot little string of glitter lights. I was so excited to see all the strings lined up for me to chose from. WOW! The ones I wanted were so expensive! I ended up with this boring clear set that just laid there and didn't even flash! Sigh...

[Daywalker]

Originally Posted by twinkle toes

Has anyone noticed the OP has had very little to say? I think hy is an imposter,,just trying to stir up shit between us and the bulbs

Clearly the OP is light sensitive.

And to the rest of you who think making light of one's sensitivities is funny:

[Martina]

"Can't we all just get along?"

[blush]

Originally Posted by Medusa

Oh, for fuck's sake, I just knew someone would bring up the patriarchy.