I'd Like to Claim I was Drunk: Pick Up Lines Destined to Fail

PinkieLee · 07-02-2010, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp

Lord, what a loser...Those are the fools that probably have a dick the size of a gherkin....

And, what did you say back to him after he said that???

I hate to admit it, but he stumped me on that one...I walked away. I know, where was my sacastic wit then?!

Strappie · 07-02-2010, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by PinkieLee

I hate to admit it, but he stumped me on that one...I walked away. I know, where was my sacastic wit then?!

Jesus... say it's not so!!

Isadora · 08-24-2010, 04:35 PM

I just want to bury my face in your cleavage and run my hands through your curls.

Then hys wife showed up. hahahahahaha TAG!

tiggs · 08-24-2010, 10:52 PM

One of my most memorable, the butch comes sauntering over to the table where I was sitting with a group. No introduction at all, hy simply says to me,

butch: " your a** must be made of onions"

me with a very confused look "why is that?"

butch: "because it's so fine it makes my eyes water"

Had to give hym credit for bravery lol

chefhottie25 · 08-24-2010, 11:02 PM

"so do you wanna f**k?"
i apologize i was a jerk in my 20's
but that line actually hooked me a hottie who i ended having a 4 year relationship with. then she left me for my best friend kevin. i miss him more than i miss her.

proximitywithoutintimacy · 02-05-2011, 06:55 PM

I was catering an event last night (the hunting expo thingy), and apparently one of the guys there hit on one of my co-workers... he said to her,

"You're a very beautiful girl... you look like my EX-wife. I'm at table 23

"

Miss Scarlett · 02-05-2011, 07:26 PM

This wasn't a pick up line, rather it was said to me very early on during a first date many years ago "Your bed or mine? She looked really confused when I excused myself and left!

CherylNYC · 01-25-2012, 04:42 PM

The weird straight dude said, "I would looove to study the Upanishads with you."

genghisfawn · 01-25-2012, 06:04 PM

I was at a pub with friends and this kid (I swear it was a kid... like, 19, which is the minimum drinking age here...) was trying to chat us up. Naturally we were polite but turned our backs when we were done being civil, but he just kept harping on at me (I was closest.)

Me: *turning around and saying politely* Can I help you with something?
Him: I just wanna know... are we friends?
Me: Maybe someday, but I'd like to visit with my friends now, please, okay?
Him: Maybe not. I hate being in the friend zone, so maybe we should go back to my place and get this over with.

Fortunately everyone heard him because he was drunk and yelling, so we ended up laughing and booing him out (along with a bunch of men our age who started hollering "Peeweeeee!" at him. I love straight bars.

mustangjeano · 01-25-2012, 06:17 PM

SAID MANY YEARS AGO TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AT WORK, " I'm not just bragging about how good I am---that many women can't be wrong.

Scorp · 07-02-2010, 12:43 PM

Nooo not You? Loss for words?? omg (clenches heart) Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Quote:

Originally Posted by PinkieLee

I hate to admit it, but he stumped me on that one...I walked away. I know, where was my sacastic wit then?!

08-24-2010, 04:35 PM	#3
Isadora Member How Do You Identify?: Momma, Ma'am Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Relationship Status: I am in love. Truly Madly Deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 997 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 502 Thanked 2,127 Times in 559 Posts Rep Power: 2369289	I just want to bury my face in your cleavage and run my hands through your curls. Then hys wife showed up. hahahahahaha TAG! __________________ "I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like." Margaret Mead Read me! www.leatherati.com

08-24-2010, 10:52 PM	#4
tiggs Member How Do You Identify?: femme submissive Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: married and collared to Converse Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 359 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,456 Thanked 726 Times in 248 Posts Rep Power: 2288328	One of my most memorable, the butch comes sauntering over to the table where I was sitting with a group. No introduction at all, hy simply says to me, butch: " your a must be made of onions" me with a very confused look "why is that?" butch: "because it's so fine it makes my eyes water" Had to give hym credit for bravery lol __________________ “The world is not a dangerous place because of those who do evil, but because of those that look on and do nothing" - Albert Einstein**

01-25-2012, 04:42 PM	#8
CherylNYC Member How Do You Identify?: Stonefemme lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: I'm a woman. Behave accordingly. Relationship Status: Single, not looking. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 1,467 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,474 Thanked 7,111 Times in 1,205 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	The weird straight dude said, "I would looove to study the Upanishads with you." __________________ Cheryl

01-25-2012, 06:17 PM	#10
mustangjeano Member How Do You Identify?: old school stonebutch, Queer TG butch, ranch hand Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: single, not looking Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Northern Ca. Posts: 1,088 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,459 Thanked 1,029 Times in 361 Posts Rep Power: 15314316	SAID MANY YEARS AGO TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AT WORK, " I'm not just bragging about how good I am---that many women can't be wrong. __________________ "Your outlook affects your outcome". John Paul Warren

08-24-2010, 11:02 PM	#5
chefhottie25 Member How Do You Identify?: boi Preferred Pronoun?: hy Relationship Status: happily taken Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ohio Posts: 1,406 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26 Thanked 889 Times in 478 Posts Rep Power: 1175217	"so do you wanna f**k?" i apologize i was a jerk in my 20's but that line actually hooked me a hottie who i ended having a 4 year relationship with. then she left me for my best friend kevin. i miss him more than i miss her.

02-05-2011, 06:55 PM	#6
proximitywithoutintimacy Member How Do You Identify?: Rocker Lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: That One Girl ;) Relationship Status: Putting My Heart Back Together Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: USA Posts: 175 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 141 Thanked 290 Times in 106 Posts Rep Power: 670282	I was catering an event last night (the hunting expo thingy), and apparently one of the guys there hit on one of my co-workers... he said to her, "You're a very beautiful girl... you look like my EX-wife. I'm at table 23 "

02-05-2011, 07:26 PM	#7
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	This wasn't a pick up line, rather it was said to me very early on during a first date many years ago "Your bed or mine? She looked really confused when I excused myself and left!

01-25-2012, 06:04 PM	#9
genghisfawn Member How Do You Identify?: Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Happily married 05/17/14 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,056 Thanked 2,158 Times in 403 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	I was at a pub with friends and this kid (I swear it was a kid... like, 19, which is the minimum drinking age here...) was trying to chat us up. Naturally we were polite but turned our backs when we were done being civil, but he just kept harping on at me (I was closest.) Me: turning around and saying politely Can I help you with something? Him: I just wanna know... are we friends? Me: Maybe someday, but I'd like to visit with my friends now, please, okay? Him: Maybe not. I hate being in the friend zone, so maybe we should go back to my place and get this over with. Fortunately everyone heard him because he was drunk and yelling, so we ended up laughing and booing him out (along with a bunch of men our age who started hollering "Peeweeeee!" at him. I love straight bars.