things I should have but dont

Blade · 08-07-2010, 08:31 PM

a bass boat

Corkey · 08-07-2010, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade

a bass boat

you n' me both.

Soon · 08-07-2010, 08:37 PM

a personal hair stylist who will shampoo, comb out the tangles, blow dry and style my long hair before work (or whenever)!

Mister Bent · 08-07-2010, 08:49 PM

A Tanqueray & tonic.

Soft*Silver · 08-07-2010, 08:37 PM

is a bass boat different than a wall eye boat?

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Originally Posted by Blade

a bass boat

Blade · 08-07-2010, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by softness

is a bass boat different than a wall eye boat?

I don't know Ma'am. I don't know anything about walleye's we don't have them down here

Soft*Silver · 08-07-2010, 10:40 PM

now you have me wondering where walleyes are...

so what makes a bass boat a bass boat, as opposed to a minnow boat? I know you have minnows down there..

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I don't know Ma'am. I don't know anything about walleye's we don't have them down here

Rockinonahigh · 08-08-2010, 01:34 AM

A Kentuckey horse van that hauls 3 horses,must have liveing quarters for 4 as well as a hydrolic ramp for loading and unloading.Of corse I also need a winning lotto or power ball ticket to do this...keep on dreaming.

Soft*Silver · 08-08-2010, 02:04 AM

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Rockinonahigh · 08-08-2010, 09:30 AM

Softness
Yep,those were the days..I could just saddle up and go,no matter what was going on didnt make any diffrents at all.By time I got back I had it all figured out..

Blade · 05-03-2015, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

a bass boat

I checked this one off a few weeks ago after purchasing a 17' Bass Tracker. Only thing left on my list is new Mahindra tractor

Smiling · 05-14-2015, 06:53 PM

Among some of the more mundane things currently missing from my life are forks and spoons. Every time I go to the store, I forget utensils and once I'm outta there I'm definitely not going back in for that.

So, I cook and eat, lol, with a giant rubber spatula given to me for free by my utility company, two butter knives, and I have like 20 chopsticks.

Anything that requires more surface area to successfully make it into my mouth necessitates the use of the aforementioned giant rubber spatula as a spoon surrogate. And I have to really stretch out my mouth to get it around the edges of the spatula - think snake unhinging its jaw to dine, lol - which the thought of that makes me laugh.

I use the two butter knives together like a pair of tongs.

Chopsticks for anything that can be speared, skewered, stirred, or used like a normal person employs a pair of chopsticks.

lol, so am I a barbarian or what? I should have put this in the living alone is making me weird thread.

Daniela · 05-15-2015, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Smiling

Among some of the more mundane things currently missing from my life are forks and spoons. Every time I go to the store, I forget utensils and once I'm outta there I'm definitely not going back in for that.

So, I cook and eat, lol, with a giant rubber spatula given to me for free by my utility company, two butter knives, and I have like 20 chopsticks.

Anything that requires more surface area to successfully make it into my mouth necessitates the use of the aforementioned giant rubber spatula as a spoon surrogate. And I have to really stretch out my mouth to get it around the edges of the spatula - think snake unhinging its jaw to dine, lol - which the thought of that makes me laugh.

I use the two butter knives together like a pair of tongs.

Chopsticks for anything that can be speared, skewered, stirred, or used like a normal person employs a pair of chopsticks.

lol, so am I a barbarian or what? I should have put this in the living alone is making me weird thread.

Do you need to borrow a few bucks? Or maybe a ride to Ikea? That's just not right. lol.

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Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,388 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Among some of the more mundane things currently missing from my life are forks and spoons. Every time I go to the store, I forget utensils and once I'm outta there I'm definitely not going back in for that. So, I cook and eat, lol, with a giant rubber spatula given to me for free by my utility company, two butter knives, and I have like 20 chopsticks. Anything that requires more surface area to successfully make it into my mouth necessitates the use of the aforementioned giant rubber spatula as a spoon surrogate. And I have to really stretch out my mouth to get it around the edges of the spatula - think snake unhinging its jaw to dine, lol - which the thought of that makes me laugh. I use the two butter knives together like a pair of tongs. Chopsticks for anything that can be speared, skewered, stirred, or used like a normal person employs a pair of chopsticks. lol, so am I a barbarian or what? I should have put this in the living alone is making me weird thread. __________________ Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror. -Rabindranath Tagore Last edited by Smiling; 05-14-2015 at 06:55 PM. Reason: lol, I don't know why I had to share that; the spirit moved me, I guess.

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Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Softness Yep,those were the days..I could just saddle up and go,no matter what was going on didnt make any diffrents at all.By time I got back I had it all figured out..