Auntie Diva's Story Time

Just_G · 02-03-2010, 09:57 PM

I love cousin Ambrosia! She is funny like her mom, cousin ShariBlueberry!

Sunny · 02-03-2010, 10:56 PM

Thank you for the stories Auntie Diva. I am gettin verwee verwee sweepy now. I need my binkie and my blankie. Off to dreweem of femmy femmes.
Cousin Sunny Snukims.

Diva · 02-03-2010, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sunny

Thank you for the stories Auntie Diva. I am gettin verwee verwee sweepy now. I need my binkie and my blankie. Off to dreweem of femmy femmes.
Cousin Sunny Snukims.

Did your Auntie Diva give you that name, cousin Sunshine? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

shariberry · 02-04-2010, 11:47 AM

Dear Auntie Diva,

We have scarred poor little Cousin Ambrosia... she was so traumatized that she insisted on sleeping in my room last night. Well, that child sleeps under me, and she sweats. She kept mumbling in her sleep-- things like "No more strip clubs!" and "Please hurry and bring Diva more bread!"

I have NO IDEA how she knew your ex-husband is a bastard. I didn't even know she knew the word.

Oh, and Ricardo's wife wants to have a word with you.

Diva · 02-04-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by shariberry

Dear Auntie Diva,

We have scarred poor little Cousin Ambrosia... she was so traumatized that she insisted on sleeping in my room last night. Well, that child sleeps under me, and she sweats. She kept mumbling in her sleep-- things like "No more strip clubs!" and "Please hurry and bring Diva more bread!"

I have NO IDEA how she knew your ex-husband is a bastard. I didn't even know she knew the word.

Oh, and Ricardo's wife wants to have a word with you.

Cousin ShariBlueberry....

That's good.
I want to have a word with Ricardo's wife, too.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just_G · 02-04-2010, 12:26 PM

Auntie Diva, does that mean you want to ask her if you can cut their grass, or that you want to ride on Ricardo?

I am so confused.

Cousin Blueberry, sorry that Ambrosia is scared of bastards in strip clubs....again, I think I have this all wrong!

Diva · 02-04-2010, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Just_G

Auntie Diva, does that mean you want to ask her if you can cut their grass, or that you want to ride on Ricardo?

I am so confused.

Cousin Blueberry, sorry that Ambrosia is scared of bastards in strip clubs....again, I think I have this all wrong!

Cousin Shizzle......

You.
Pecan tree.
Go.

~Auntie Diva

morningstar55 · 04-10-2010, 06:11 PM

**sitting down and getting comfy for story time...**
and willing to share...... some of me birfffday cake and ice creams...

02-03-2010, 09:57 PM	#1
Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I love cousin Ambrosia! She is funny like her mom, cousin ShariBlueberry! __________________ Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!

02-04-2010, 12:26 PM	#6
Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Auntie Diva, does that mean you want to ask her if you can cut their grass, or that you want to ride on Ricardo? I am so confused. Cousin Blueberry, sorry that Ambrosia is scared of bastards in strip clubs....again, I think I have this all wrong! __________________ Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!

04-10-2010, 06:11 PM	#8
morningstar55 Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme,she Preferred Pronoun?: she,her, Relationship Status: very single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: western NY Posts: 3,809 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,280 Thanked 4,240 Times in 1,845 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	sitting down and getting comfy for story time... and willing to share...... some of me birfffday cake and ice creams... __________________ -------------------------------------------- life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who dont, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance take it... if it changes your life let it.

02-03-2010, 10:56 PM	#2
Sunny Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 423 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 396 Thanked 745 Times in 283 Posts Rep Power: 6521617	Thank you for the stories Auntie Diva. I am gettin verwee verwee sweepy now. I need my binkie and my blankie. Off to dreweem of femmy femmes. Cousin Sunny Snukims.

02-04-2010, 11:47 AM	#4
shariberry Member How Do You Identify?: stonefemme Preferred Pronoun?: missbehaved Relationship Status: Loved Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Austin Posts: 204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 484 Thanked 234 Times in 81 Posts Rep Power: 2170422	Dear Auntie Diva, We have scarred poor little Cousin Ambrosia... she was so traumatized that she insisted on sleeping in my room last night. Well, that child sleeps under me, and she sweats. She kept mumbling in her sleep-- things like "No more strip clubs!" and "Please hurry and bring Diva more bread!" I have NO IDEA how she knew your ex-husband is a bastard. I didn't even know she knew the word. Oh, and Ricardo's wife wants to have a word with you.