only another butch would understand

imperfect_cupcake · 03-09-2010, 01:14 PM

I'm here to clear up the butch vs femme nose blowing issue.

when Inks and I walk down the street with snotty noses... I daintily plug one nostral and blow a short quick hard *phneh!!!* and snot rocket out one side, then plug the other side and repeat. (this also works well on the bike when the circulation starts going and I don't wish a crusty jacket sleeve)

The first time I did this, Inks said "EW GROSS BARB." then showed me the propper, polite way to drain one's nostrals without a rag. she blew her nose into her hand and then flicked the slot off it with a snap of her wrist while swearing in dutch.

I prefer my way. My hand doesn't get manky. But I'm all delicate and girly like that.

Blade · 03-10-2010, 02:48 PM

quote Stoney how do ya stop yourself from looking at boobs while you are talking to people?

Shakin my head, do we really want to stop looking at them? Hmmm NOPE!

MainelyButch · 04-27-2010, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

quote Stoney how do ya stop yourself from looking at boobs while you are talking to people?

Shakin my head, do we really want to stop looking at them? Hmmm NOPE!

I'm with ya there Blade...

betenoire · 04-27-2010, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Write14u

[COLOR="SeaGreen"]YouTube- Progressive Insurance Commercial - Shopping with Flo

It is not top secret that I have a HUGE crush on the Progressive Insurance Commerical Lady. She is so hot! I love her hairstyle! Look at those eyebrows! I would totally hit it!

I haven't done laundry in nearly 3 weeks. No, I am not lying. Yes, I really do own enough clothes that I can get away with that. Yes, I know it's gross. No, I do not give a shit. I'm considering hiring out for that, actually. I mean, I can't -afford- it or anything...but if there was a cage match between "having milk in the fridge" and "not having to do my own laundry" the latter would totally win.

apretty · 04-27-2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

It is not top secret that I have a HUGE crush on the Progressive Insurance Commerical Lady. She is so hot! I love her hairstyle! Look at those eyebrows! I would totally hit it!

I haven't done laundry in nearly 3 weeks. No, I am not lying. Yes, I really do own enough clothes that I can get away with that. Yes, I know it's gross. No, I do not give a shit. I'm considering hiring out for that, actually. I mean, I can't -afford- it or anything...but if there was a cage match between "having milk in the fridge" and "not having to do my own laundry" the latter would totally win.

come visit, i'll wash and *iron* your laundry!
(ez loves the way that i iron his shorts, reminds him of his mom!)

betenoire · 04-27-2010, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by apretty

come visit, i'll wash and *iron* your laundry!
(ez loves the way that i iron his shorts, reminds him of his mom!)

I don't even own an iron. I refuse to buy anything that requires ironing. Ever. Not ironing my clothes reminds me of -my- mom.

So instead we could just go out and annoy people. Or get out dual-laptops and hijack threads and stuff.

Bob · 04-27-2010, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

I don't even own an iron. .

Hey, do you have a a Money Iron you could send me for my Money Laundering collection?

Oops, wrong site.

03-09-2010, 01:14 PM	#1
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm here to clear up the butch vs femme nose blowing issue. when Inks and I walk down the street with snotty noses... I daintily plug one nostral and blow a short quick hard phneh!!! and snot rocket out one side, then plug the other side and repeat. (this also works well on the bike when the circulation starts going and I don't wish a crusty jacket sleeve) The first time I did this, Inks said "EW GROSS BARB." then showed me the propper, polite way to drain one's nostrals without a rag. she blew her nose into her hand and then flicked the slot off it with a snap of her wrist while swearing in dutch. I prefer my way. My hand doesn't get manky. But I'm all delicate and girly like that.

03-10-2010, 02:48 PM	#2
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	quote Stoney how do ya stop yourself from looking at boobs while you are talking to people? Shakin my head, do we really want to stop looking at them? Hmmm NOPE!