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02-03-2013, 09:05 PM
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That awkward moment when you wear a cute NEW little black sweater dress to work one day and you're strutting around all morning thinking you're all that and people are all smiling and you THINK it's because you look so cute in your NEW little black sweater dress until later that morning one specific coworker [and it's always the hottest coworker who is the bravest] says to you, "Oh, did you get a new dress?" "Yes I did!" Big stupid cheesy grin. "Do you like it?" "Yeah, it's great but I think it would look better with the pocket on the front." And you realize you've got your freaking dress on backwards because the little pocket that goes over your breast, is on the freaking back.
Orrrrrrrrrrr that awkward moment when you realize you have one black pump and one navy blue pump on & it's only 10am in the morning and you've got to sit there all day at work like that wearing two different shoes. Orrrrrrrrrrr that awkward moment when you thought you were being so smart by turning your white t-shirt around so the high end of the neckline would be in the front under your buttondown shirt and it would look better but someone notices and says, "Nita, why do you always wear your clothes backwards?"
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02-03-2013, 09:15 PM
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Senior Member
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Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status:
Floating and walking My path, happy in life. 
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That awkward moment when you're crying, sobbing even and you don't even know why.
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02-03-2013, 10:45 PM
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Butch Relationship Status:
Flying Solo 
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That awkward moment when the hands-free in the car picks up the call and you fail to actually look at who it is and proceed to say "Hi baby" to your mother....
.gif "Say What?")
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02-10-2013, 06:06 PM
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Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
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I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009
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That awkward moment when... you text a friend to let them know what's for dinner, and you don't proof read before you hit send...
"instead of beef stew, gonna make chicken smothered in golden mushroom gravy w/ extra button mushrooms... if it's nice enough I might grill children first" life was much less embarrassing before texting |
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02-10-2013, 06:27 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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butch stone Preferred Pronoun?:
masculine ones work best... Relationship Status:
♥ engaged to spritz ♥ 
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That awkward moment when you're trudging down one of the steepest hills in town in 2 feet of snow and finally make it to the intersection only to have to step over the snowbank and lose your balance.
Caught myself on hands and knees... luckily no face plant. Stand to find three cars sitting at the light... and all the drivers smiling.  
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02-10-2013, 06:32 PM
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asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?:
crown prince of dirty disco 
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that awkward moment when you stumble upon the blue shirts in the back storeroom of the apple store rocking out to taylor swift - what can you do but join in
right?
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02-11-2013, 07:18 PM
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Butch Relationship Status:
Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009
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that awkward moment when you try to run but not much happens
my dog looks at me like , really ? why are we doing this ? ok , lets not then
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02-11-2013, 07:33 PM
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Undaunted QUEER Dom, Daddy Preferred Pronoun?:
MYSELF, Syr, Hy, or friend prefered Relationship Status:
Cautious, indifferent... Join Date: Jan 2013
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that moment when you think your being suave and struttin your stuff and you trip on nothing and act something must have been there and look puzzled at the ground
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