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Old 03-13-2013, 07:36 PM   #1
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Rihanna "Whats My Name"

Actual Lyric: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me

What I thought: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown ON a girl like me



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Alanis Morisette "You outta know"

Actual Lyric: Of the cross I bear that you gave to me

What I thought: Of the CROSSEYED bear that you gave to me


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Pearl Jam: "Better man"

Real lyric: Can't find a better man
Misheard lyric: Can't find amphetamine


Allman Brothers: "Ramblin' Man"

Real lyric: I was born a ramblin' man
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Michael Jackson> get down withit don't stop

what I heard>> get down with a pork chop
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Kenny Rodgers

"you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"

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3 Dog Night

"Jerimiah was a bullfrog"






"Jeremiah was a bullfrog" IS the right lyric...isn't it?

As for me, it's Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London"

From childhood, my best friend and I both heard, "...and his hair was purple".

We were in our 20's and riding in a car with friend's husband when that song came on. We sang the "purple" line and the husband laughed himself silly. The correct lyric? "...and his hair was perfect".

I don't care. I still hear "purple".
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