Things you should never say on a date.

Martina · 09-20-2013, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by honeybarbara

One I knocked myself out on a tree branch.

LOL! Was there a second date?

Cin · 09-20-2013, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina

LOL! Was there a second date?

LOL.

I would just love to hear the story of the first date.

imperfect_cupcake · 09-21-2013, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina

LOL! Was there a second date?

oh yeah. She had taken me to see a light show and we had gotten a bit stoned. I needed to pee really bad and we had already left the building and it was closing, which was in a park. Ish. sorta. So I said "I'm just going to nip into those low shrubs and take a wiz. can you keep look out for me?" Sure np, she turns around and watches I try not to pee on my foot and I shifted over a couple of times, as ya do, to avoid wet-foot, and I grabbed my knickers and jeans and stood up really fast and the top of my head collided with a tree branch and I knock myself out for a couple seconds, she was just about to grab me when I woke up. Knocked out in the pee dirt with my knickers around my thighs. Super Classy. I then threw up.

she had to take me to the hospital and she sat with me all night.

RockOn · 09-21-2013, 06:47 PM

honeybarbara, that is hilarious!

LOL! Thanks, I needed that laugh.

imperfect_cupcake · 09-21-2013, 08:12 PM

no worries. I have quite a few of those stories.... you'd never be able to tell I went to finishing school. sheesh.

09-21-2013, 06:47 PM	#4
RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,304 Times in 2,610 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	honeybarbara, that is hilarious! LOL! Thanks, I needed that laugh.

09-21-2013, 08:12 PM	#5
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	no worries. I have quite a few of those stories.... you'd never be able to tell I went to finishing school. sheesh.