Two Truths and a Lie: The Online Version

[Girl_On_Fire]

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1. I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
2. I have a pet turtle
3. I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess

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Raw souerkraut false?

Nope. I can't get enough of the stuff. Guess again.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Girl_On_Fire

I have a pet turtle

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

[*Anya*]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by *Anya*

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

No, it is true. But don't be sorry, it's a fun fluff thread. I guess suicide isn't all that fluffy but it was a long time ago and he was so lost without my grandmother. And he was a drunk. In my experience drunks never get over anything. Fifty years later they are still talking about something like it was yesterday. Unless they get sober of course.

Try again?

[*Anya*]

Originally Posted by *Anya*

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

No, it is true. But don't be sorry, it's a fun fluff thread. I guess suicide isn't all that fluffy but it was a long time ago and he was so lost without my grandmother. And he was a drunk. In my experience drunks never get over anything. Fifty years later they are still talking about something like it was yesterday. Unless they get sober of course.

Try again?

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

OK, I am game:

Your brother married a convicted murderer.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by *Anya*

OK, I am game:

Your brother married a convicted murderer.

Bingo!

You're it.

[*Anya*]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Bingo!

You're it.

I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.