Do your pets fart?

Rook · 04-23-2010, 02:41 PM

ZOMG!!!! My ferrets fart?!?!...Wow..
The food I give 'em must be real good then.{for the most part..I wont deny their poop reeks}
I honestly think "passing gas" is needed (avoid stomach aches) BUT...at the same time, u [as a human] can always act like your mother taught u some Manners...
Excuse yourself, try to avoid it while u make an exit {for the lazy ppl, clenching booty actually tones up}
You'll thank yourself later when that Fuckalicious date calls ya back....

However, an animal obviously doesn't care much for manners....

And now I know a Japanese word I can call my brother and he will never know how I learned it ....

TxsCharmr · 04-23-2010, 04:08 PM

Yes ... oh yes....the dawg farts!!! The kat...never heard one.
Now we must include our human pets in this as well....and all im gonna say is that sometimes there is a need to take a walk outside!

suebee · 04-23-2010, 04:37 PM

They say that farts are helping to destroy the ozone layer.

Lynn · 04-23-2010, 04:56 PM

We have an older dog, collie/lab mix, who is on insulin and a very strict diet. His farts smell like a skunk has sprayed the room. His vet did say we could give him Gas-X, but I don't like to do that too much. We tried giving him plain yogurt to maybe help the good bacteria situation, but he actually got worse.

Rook · 04-23-2010, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersuebee

They say that farts are helping to destroy the ozone layer.

and I generally tell Vegans/Vegetarians
"I'm helping this planet.....Cow farts destroy the Ozone....I eat Cows...."

Bit · 04-24-2010, 03:40 PM

He's a Labrador Retriever... we're doomed.

I try to tell myself that I can get used to anything... and then my self recoils in horror: "omg! you want to get used to THAT??!!"

Massive · 04-24-2010, 04:06 PM

My Aunt had a cat, a purebred silver tabby, called Rigby, who was ever the gentlecat, he would fart in his sleep, wake up, glare at my Aunt and then stalk out the room thoroughly disgusted...
My current cat also farts, and when she's awake and it happens, she stares at her arse as if to say "Well what the f*ck was that!?!" then turns to look at me like I can make her understand what just happened.
I'm not sure which is worse though, dog fart or cat fart, cat farts tend to be fairly fishy, but a dog we had when I was a little kid could clear the entire ground floor of the house when he'd been given a bone!

Sachita · 04-24-2010, 05:01 PM

I board dogs. Farts are common place around here, although some are worse then others. Imagine a 6 dog fart fest. I use to hard boil eggs as treats.

I learned the hard way that its not a good idea. I have dogs that stink so bad they will wake me from a dead ass sleep.

04-23-2010, 02:41 PM	#1
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TxsCharmr Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Im Just Me Relationship Status: She has the Key Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 35 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 304 Thanked 41 Times in 17 Posts Rep Power: 15435	Yes ... oh yes....the dawg farts!!! The kat...never heard one. Now we must include our human pets in this as well....and all im gonna say is that sometimes there is a need to take a walk outside!

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