Things you should never say on a date.

[C0LLETTE]

"You remind me so much of my ex. I loved her so much, still do; have no idea why she dumped me. Btw, can you recommend a good lube for older women?"

[SleepyButch]

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

"You remind me so much of my ex. I loved her so much, still do; have no idea why she dumped me. Btw, can you recommend a good lube for older women?"

I've actually been told that I remind someone of their ex... oh but it was in a good way... lol

I mean sure, we do kind of like similar traits in people so I guess there may be similarities but still..

[imperfect_cupcake]

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

"You remind me so much of my ex. I loved her so much, still do; have no idea why she dumped me. Btw, can you recommend a good lube for older women?"

1) um. ok. better than "you remind me of my sister" which I *have* heard as a pick up line... *jaw drop* ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

2) ok, obviously not over ex. possible sex friend if this is a good chemisty click. save for that first line. the two together? mnnnnnnnooooooooooooot so much! lol

3) sure. J-Lube. fags use it. you mix it up to your own consistency needs. Long viscosity life. good luck with that.

that's a pretty good one Collette! I can see someone saying that! lol

[C0LLETTE]

If I understood the thread title correctly, it's about things one should never say. So far you've got me successfully using crappy pick up lines and just a water tap away from the slippery slope... In some circles that means I'm half way to a nice pity fuck.

[imperfect_cupcake]

I'm sorry collette, you've used "you look like my sister" as a pick up line?? wow. did it work?

Otherwise that went right over my head...

[C0LLETTE]

No, never have used that line. Don't have a sister and I'm a lousy liar.
I meant that the thread is about lines one probably shouldn't use and you seemed, overall, to see some benefit and possibly even success in the lines I had jokingly proposed as being sure tracks to failure.

Perhaps I have misread you, misinterpreted the intent of the thread, or just communicated poorly...in which case I do apologise.

[imperfect_cupcake]

Originally Posted by C0LLETTE

No, never have used that line. Don't have a sister and I'm a lousy liar.
I meant that the thread is about lines one probably shouldn't use and you seemed, overall, to see some benefit and possibly even success in the lines I had jokingly proposed as being sure tracks to failure.

Perhaps I have misread you, misinterpreted the intent of the thread, or just communicated poorly...in which case I do apologise.

Oh I thought someone had actually said that to you.
and yeah, you misread me. I did say the two lines together would be a big fat no to me. and the third, on it's own, sure, why not. but as part of what could have been said here's the advice and good luck with it (aka go away)

But obviously my own humour/thinking someone said it to you/analysis didn't translate. feel free to completely ignore me.