Why can't I.....

[nycfem]

I have a cat who LIVES for me to have to poop. She likes to be petted by me from my seated position on the toilet, vibrating her tail to insist I do it, or gently scratching my lower leg if I ignore her. Sometimes, in addition to trying to produce a poop, I've also got a lap top sitting on the edge of the bathtub and a People magazine in my hands- the last thing I need is to be stroking a needy cat! The problem is that if I close the door all the way, she will scratch the door and cry and try desperately to get inside. If I close it almost all the way, then there is a sufficient boundary from BB, and I just have to hope that she doesn't knock open the door, leaving it grossly ajar, such that the whole spiritual experience of the poop is ruined. Wow, I didn't know I had so much to say on this topic

Originally Posted by princessbelle

I'm right there with you tantalizingfemme. The other day i left the bathroom door open a little and my puppy bella opened it the rest of the way.

I heard Bully coming down the hall and FREAKED OUT. I screamed SHUT YOUR EYES AND DON'T LOOK. She did and turned her head the other way. THANK GOODNESS

LOL@Novelafemme....so true!!!

You can also run the water on high and splash your hand around in it while you are on the pot if you are close enough. Then they think you are just washing your face.

[tantalizingfemme]

I guess for me, it's the idea that hy knows what I am doing. And turning on the water for me is like sending out an alert to those within earshot that I'm gonna be pooping.... lol

Poop talk is so funny....fart talk makes me lol too.

[Electrocell]

Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme

lol.......

Whole thing was I think she was serious lol.