Why can't I.....

[tantalizingfemme]

Originally Posted by nycfembbw

tantalizingfemme, how about starting with a phone call? You could still remain in separate homes, but give Dapper a call from the toilet when you have to poop. It might be a step towards more intimacy, and toilet flushing tricks wouldn't be necessary because any smell would be a non-issue.

I hope DB doesn't see this, he'll never answer my calls again.

That would be a start Jen, thanks! I would probably cover the mouth piece the entire time though....

[nycfem]

Tantalizing, I would suggest for the first few calls, make yourself more comfortable by not letting Dapper know that this is a "poop call." If Dapper questions any grunting sounds or general exertion in your voice, just tell DB that you happen to be in the midst of preparing a gourmet cheese plate for yourself and that you are having some difficulty with opening a jar of olives.

Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme

I hope DB doesn't see this, he'll never answer my calls again.

That would be a start Jen, thanks! I would probably cover the mouth piece the entire time though....

[tantalizingfemme]

Originally Posted by nycfembbw

Tantalizing, I would suggest for the first few calls, make yourself more comfortable by not letting Dapper know that this is a "poop call." If Dapper questions any grunting sounds or general exertion in your voice, just tell DB that you happen to be in the midst of preparing a gourmet cheese plate for yourself and that you are having some difficulty with opening a jar of olives.

omg... that is hysterical.

[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by nycfembbw

Tantalizing, I would suggest for the first few calls, make yourself more comfortable by not letting Dapper know that this is a "poop call." If Dapper questions any grunting sounds or general exertion in your voice, just tell DB that you happen to be in the midst of preparing a gourmet cheese plate for yourself and that you are having some difficulty with opening a jar of olives.

OMG.

THIS.

YES!

I can't breathe...

[princessbelle]

Maybe we could form a support group and get each other's phone numbers and call for back up.

Like...say i call Novelafemme

"Hey this is belle i gotta do the dirty and Bully is in the living room watching TV and i'm stressing out"

Novelafemme could say something like...

"It's ok, just wait until a good part of the ballgame comes on as a distraction and sneak off to the bathroom".

Then i say...

"I CAN'T WAIT. I'M CROWNING. I NEED HELP."

or something along those lines.

[tantalizingfemme]

Originally Posted by princessbelle

"I CAN'T WAIT. I'M CROWNING. I NEED HELP."

This is the best. It's the turtle...

Maybe I can do practice calls with you guys...

[princessbelle]

Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme

This is the best. It's the turtle...

Maybe I can do practice calls with you guys...

Anytime!!!! We can call it code green. Brown sounds too icky. Code green in the hospital is a hostage emergency.

I believe this qualifies.

G'night all.

[Medusa]

I farted in June and Kat's bedroom at 3am while Sassyleo snored on an air mattress and Cara was getting ready for bed.

And then both June and I got in trouble because we couldn't stop giggling about it.

[girl_dee]

Originally Posted by princessbelle

Anytime!!!! We can call it code green. Brown sounds too icky. Code green in the hospital is a hostage emergency.

I believe this qualifies.

G'night all.

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