Why can't I.....

princessbelle · 08-29-2012, 08:58 PM

I'm right there with you tantalizingfemme. The other day i left the bathroom door open a little and my puppy bella opened it the rest of the way.

I heard Bully coming down the hall and FREAKED OUT. I screamed SHUT YOUR EYES AND DON'T LOOK. She did and turned her head the other way. THANK GOODNESS

LOL@Novelafemme....so true!!!

You can also run the water on high and splash your hand around in it while you are on the pot if you are close enough. Then they think you are just washing your face.

tantalizingfemme · 08-29-2012, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by princessbelle

I'm right there with you tantalizingfemme. The other day i left the bathroom door open a little and my puppy bella opened it the rest of the way.

I heard Bully coming down the hall and FREAKED OUT. I screamed SHUT YOUR EYES AND DON'T LOOK. She did and turned her head the other way. THANK GOODNESS

LOL@Novelafemme....so true!!!

You can also run the water on high and splash your hand around in it while you are on the pot if you are close enough. Then they think you are just washing your face.

OMG...you all have me laughing so hard...

LaneyDoll · 08-29-2012, 09:12 PM

My ex and I were together for YEARS and while I am sure he knew that my body acted like everyone else's, he never got confirmation-lol.

I had a c-section with my first child and everyone who has had surgery knows, they do not let you leave until you can use the bathroom-THAT way. Yes, I know the reasons for it and understand completely.

There I was, body systems were waking up from anesthesia, I was finally able to eat and beyond ready to get home. And I knew what I had to do to leave. But, the ex had NEVER, until that point, been allowed to be near the bathroom at that time.

However, I was post c-section and could not stand up with assistance. I was literally torn between buzzing for a nurse and calling him for help. It is funny now but then, I was mortified. And I ended up calling him rather than take the nurse away from her tasks.

I think that the extreme awareness of things like this may be Southern

Southern product alert: http://poopourri.com/

BullDog · 08-29-2012, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by princessbelle

I'm right there with you tantalizingfemme. The other day i left the bathroom door open a little and my puppy bella opened it the rest of the way.

I heard Bully coming down the hall and FREAKED OUT. I screamed SHUT YOUR EYES AND DON'T LOOK. She did and turned her head the other way. THANK GOODNESS

LOL@Novelafemme....so true!!!

You can also run the water on high and splash your hand around in it while you are on the pot if you are close enough. Then they think you are just washing your face.

LMAO, yes the 2 dogs always follow her in there and sometimes the cat. But never me. Honey I don't try to guess if it's No. 1 or No. 2

princessbelle · 08-29-2012, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BullDog

LMAO, yes the 2 dogs always follow her in there and sometimes the cat. But never me. Honey I don't try to guess if it's No. 1 or No. 2

OMG YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE IN HERE!!!!!

Hurry!!!!! Close your eyes and look away!!!

nekohl · 08-29-2012, 09:15 PM

I had a room mate in college and for 4 years she would turn the water on full blast whenever she was in the bathroom. Every so often me or one of the other roomies would mess with her and talk to her through the door while she was in there. I'm sure she was in there thinking "assholes! I gotta poop!"
Yeah, we were assholes.

nycfem · 08-29-2012, 09:16 PM

I have a cat who LIVES for me to have to poop. She likes to be petted by me from my seated position on the toilet, vibrating her tail to insist I do it, or gently scratching my lower leg if I ignore her. Sometimes, in addition to trying to produce a poop, I've also got a lap top sitting on the edge of the bathtub and a People magazine in my hands- the last thing I need is to be stroking a needy cat! The problem is that if I close the door all the way, she will scratch the door and cry and try desperately to get inside. If I close it almost all the way, then there is a sufficient boundary from BB, and I just have to hope that she doesn't knock open the door, leaving it grossly ajar, such that the whole spiritual experience of the poop is ruined. Wow, I didn't know I had so much to say on this topic

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Originally Posted by princessbelle

I'm right there with you tantalizingfemme. The other day i left the bathroom door open a little and my puppy bella opened it the rest of the way.

I heard Bully coming down the hall and FREAKED OUT. I screamed SHUT YOUR EYES AND DON'T LOOK. She did and turned her head the other way. THANK GOODNESS

LOL@Novelafemme....so true!!!

You can also run the water on high and splash your hand around in it while you are on the pot if you are close enough. Then they think you are just washing your face.

tantalizingfemme · 08-29-2012, 09:21 PM

I guess for me, it's the idea that hy knows what I am doing. And turning on the water for me is like sending out an alert to those within earshot that I'm gonna be pooping.... lol

Poop talk is so funny....fart talk makes me lol too.

Novelafemme · 08-29-2012, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme

I guess for me, it's the idea that hy knows what I am doing. And turning on the water for me is like sending out an alert to those within earshot that I'm gonna be pooping.... lol

Poop talk is so funny....fart talk makes me lol too.

I. LIVE. FOR. BATHROOM. HUMOR.

Amen.

princessbelle · 08-29-2012, 09:27 PM

This is some funny shyt i tell ya.

I'm with nycfembbw, i didn't know i had so much to say on this topic either.

I'm giving out lists of ways to cope with the problem. I didn't realize other peeps had this problem too.

Maybe we have a poop phobia or something. Maybe we should start a support group.

08-29-2012, 08:58 PM	#1
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I'm right there with you tantalizingfemme. The other day i left the bathroom door open a little and my puppy bella opened it the rest of the way. I heard Bully coming down the hall and FREAKED OUT. I screamed SHUT YOUR EYES AND DON'T LOOK. She did and turned her head the other way. THANK GOODNESS LOL@Novelafemme....so true!!! You can also run the water on high and splash your hand around in it while you are on the pot if you are close enough. Then they think you are just washing your face. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

08-29-2012, 09:12 PM	#3
LaneyDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Girly girl femme Preferred Pronoun?: She; Ma'am; Miss ;) Relationship Status: Pitbull protected. Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,892 Thanked 7,683 Times in 1,607 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Same here My ex and I were together for YEARS and while I am sure he knew that my body acted like everyone else's, he never got confirmation-lol. I had a c-section with my first child and everyone who has had surgery knows, they do not let you leave until you can use the bathroom-THAT way. Yes, I know the reasons for it and understand completely. There I was, body systems were waking up from anesthesia, I was finally able to eat and beyond ready to get home. And I knew what I had to do to leave. But, the ex had NEVER, until that point, been allowed to be near the bathroom at that time. However, I was post c-section and could not stand up with assistance. I was literally torn between buzzing for a nurse and calling him for help. It is funny now but then, I was mortified. And I ended up calling him rather than take the nurse away from her tasks. I think that the extreme awareness of things like this may be Southern Southern product alert: http://poopourri.com/ __________________ There are beauties who stop traffic and then there are beauties who grow obsessively in the hearts of the susceptible.

08-29-2012, 09:15 PM	#6
nekohl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Gone Posts: 446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 632 Thanked 2,162 Times in 382 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"Everyone Poops" by Taro Gomi I had a room mate in college and for 4 years she would turn the water on full blast whenever she was in the bathroom. Every so often me or one of the other roomies would mess with her and talk to her through the door while she was in there. I'm sure she was in there thinking "assholes! I gotta poop!" Yeah, we were assholes. __________________

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princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,496 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	This is some funny shyt i tell ya. I'm with nycfembbw, i didn't know i had so much to say on this topic either. I'm giving out lists of ways to cope with the problem. I didn't realize other peeps had this problem too. Maybe we have a poop phobia or something. Maybe we should start a support group. __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

08-29-2012, 09:21 PM	#8
tantalizingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 4,184 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 3,985 Times in 822 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I guess for me, it's the idea that hy knows what I am doing. And turning on the water for me is like sending out an alert to those within earshot that I'm gonna be pooping.... lol Poop talk is so funny....fart talk makes me lol too.